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Hot Dog: The Movie

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Maximumsushi
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This is the greatest ski "movie" ever. If you think Aspen Extreme is better, you're opinion is wrong, scientifically.

Hot Dog follows the typical formula for an 80s teen sex comedy set in a ski town. Some dude (Harkin Banks) moves to a ski town. He's a good skier and meets some outcast party dudes. They shred the gnar, get in fights with the ski patrol/ski hill owners/rich dudes, they bang some bodacious mountain babes (best believe there are some awesome titties), and they party their faces off. There are good times in the beginning, then bad times, and then good times again. There are tits, beer, and skiing throughout. It's fucking awesome.

I lived in a party house in Banff Alberta a few years ago. Yeah, the Deer Street party house. I lived with 4 snowboarders and they loved this movie. We'd play it all the time.


Let's talk about how awesome this movie is now.

Sep 9 2013 5:15PM
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Maximumsushi
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Oh yeah, like I said, there are tits. So if you're 12 don't watch this with your parents.
Sep 9 2013 5:16PM
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3mania
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" I had Sunny side up, unt I had Sunny side down, unt I had Sunny side all zee vay around" After I saw this movie, I knew I'd be skiing for the rest of my life... 28 years later, mission accomplished.
Sep 9 2013 5:25PM
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coldcuts69
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thank you sir, so much.
Sep 9 2013 5:25PM
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snowpocalypse
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Squirrel getting the very first on record Chilly Willy in the gondola kept me dreaming for years. Long live #23!
Sep 9 2013 5:29PM
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Holte
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Cancel my afternoon meetings and bring me some PBR.
Sep 9 2013 6:55PM
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Download-My-Apps
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I used to rent this movie at 12 year old for the 80's boobs. Then also for the radical skiing. Ski School was a close second to this
Sep 9 2013 7:15PM
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hemlockjibber8
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i've always said it kills Aspen Extreme. i've got this beaut on DVD

Sep 9 2013 7:17PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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threads. this looks great so far.
Sep 9 2013 7:35PM
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t_rob
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I haven't seen this movie in months.
Sep 9 2013 7:44PM
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Bassage.
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whatza fuck is chinese downhill?!?!

Great movie, well worth the watch, and ballerina should be brought into the x games, extreme badasses right there
Sep 9 2013 7:46PM
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Goku
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Aspen Extreme is sooo much better
Hot Dog is just too effing hollywood cheesy
Sep 9 2013 7:49PM
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bernierosow
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Hey Rudy, you can kiss my ass!  Not on ziss side or zatt side but right in zee middle.
Sep 9 2013 7:50PM
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Jaggy_Snake
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Threads for when I have time to watch this.
Sep 9 2013 7:51PM
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roddy116
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will watch tonight
Sep 9 2013 7:56PM
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Mag
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Best part by far, may have to rewatch just for this.


Sep 9 2013 8:16PM
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DrZoidberg
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Sep 9 2013 8:28PM
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Maximumsushi
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Go live in a goddamn caboose.
Sep 9 2013 8:29PM
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ProgressCoast
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Need to watch this soon. Highly doubt it will top Aspen Extreme for me though. How can you beat what is known as "Top Gun On The Ski Slopes"?
Sep 9 2013 9:06PM
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Maximumsushi
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More party, more tits, more skiing.
Sep 9 2013 9:16PM
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Mag
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from what I remember she's topless for about 5 seconds.
Sep 9 2013 9:21PM
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d00d
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Threads
Sep 9 2013 9:29PM
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Pigeon.
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Great movie
Sep 9 2013 9:49PM
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Maximumsushi
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I can assure you there are more pairs of tits and tits are on screen for a longer time in Hot Dog than in Aspen Extreme.

Did I really just type that?

Shit, yup. I did.
Sep 9 2013 10:02PM
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CaptainSlow
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And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none. haha so great
Sep 9 2013 10:12PM
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Goku
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It would make sense that the majority of NS prefer Hot Dog, what with park skiing just being the ski ballet of its time... And Doug Coombs did all the stunt skiing for Aspen Extreme...
Sep 9 2013 10:29PM
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chubbspeterson
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this movie is amazing. also watch ski school, it was on netflix but i dont know if it is anymore.
Sep 9 2013 10:31PM
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marsh.
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I mean the wet tshirt contest lasted for at least 20 seconds
Sep 9 2013 10:33PM
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d00d
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Just finished watching it, great movie haha Right before all the triples I was yelling at my laptop "SEND IT HENNY"
Sep 9 2013 11:34PM
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Maximumsushi
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A performance that foreshadowed Henrik's 2013 Xgames triple.
Sep 10 2013 7:54AM
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razors-chaz
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I wish somebody would have asked if henrik was qualified for a twistin' triple. it would have made it for me.
Sep 10 2013 8:14AM
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MattWeiss
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YES

also Out Cold and Ski Patrol are good movies too, but Hot Dog takes the cake by far

Sep 10 2013 8:22AM
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Maximumsushi
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The best part about Ski School is the fact that it is set in Whistler and the competition is called the Labatt's Ski Pageant.

The worst part is the fact that the protagonist (Dave) looks like he is a greasy dude in his 40s trying to pick up babes in their 20s. I've got no empathy for that shit. Oh, and the lines are cringe inducing at times. Don't even bother trying to watch the second one. Holy Shit.

In a week or so, I'll start a torrent with Ski School and Ski School 2 if you guys want. Or, if someone knows where I can host it, I can upload them somewhere.
Sep 10 2013 8:41AM
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Maximumsushi
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DOES ANYONE WANT THIS SHIT?

Come on guys and gals. I'm offering you shitty movies with tits and beer and skiing from 1990.
Sep 10 2013 8:41PM
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d00d
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I shall take you up on that offer, just not sure what website you should upload them to. You could just upload to vimeo or maybe sockshare?
Sep 10 2013 8:47PM
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Joshua.
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DO WANT! DO WANT!
Sep 10 2013 8:49PM
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1337
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Best. Movie. Ever.
Sep 10 2013 8:54PM
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NE.
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this just made my night. Watched it and loved every second. My flatmates (nonskiers) didn't know what to think
Sep 11 2013 7:50AM
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B.Aussie
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Forever re watch. Best movie ever.
Sep 11 2013 8:43AM
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errrka
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One of my favorite movies of all time.
It's pretty much the theme movie for my college's ski team, we drive about 14 hours to Vermont every year and play it on loop the entire drive.
HOT DOGGGGGGG

This has prompted me to order the DVD, I'm about to have a Hot Dog viewing party upon it's arrival.
Sep 11 2013 2:02PM
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Calb3rt
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please and thank you
Sep 11 2013 2:21PM
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Maximumsushi
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Shit. This movie is awesome.
Sep 12 2013 9:30PM
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Maximumsushi
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SERIOUS DISCUSSION: Is Harkin Banks a hipster? Is he going through an existential crisis where he experiences escapism through skiing, parting and awesome tits?
Sep 12 2013 9:39PM
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Maximumsushi
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IMPORTANT POINT: If any east coast kid is wondering what it feels like to move out west, yup. It feels exactly like that.
Sep 12 2013 10:30PM
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t_rob
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No. He's just a kid that went to the circus for the first time and had no fucking idea what he was in for.
Sep 12 2013 10:38PM
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JakeBarrett
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ahh i forgot about this gem
Sep 12 2013 11:13PM
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connorflynn
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Just watched it. Fucking amazing!!!
Sep 13 2013 12:02AM
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MeowMuffin
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one of the best movies ever!!!!!!!!! //hotdogz
Sep 13 2013 12:22AM
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skicowboy
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2 cents since I just saw the Revelstoke park thread, for the record most of the lines in North Bowl at Revy are named from this movie. Eg. Hot Dog, All zee way around, Rudy's, etc. Not officially named, just ask patrol.
Sep 13 2013 3:22PM
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ThaLorax
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Plus, it's filmed at Squawliwood!





Ski Patrol is pretty good too. No boobies though.
Sep 14 2013 12:06AM
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Shredsterr
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Oh my god that makes me so happy
Sep 14 2013 12:34AM
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