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What is the most stupid thing you've ever heard someone say?

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Lachie.
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This girl in my class was arguing that shooting people should be ilegal in war.
Sep 8 2013 9:48PM
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Spagett+
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"Hi i'm OP i should make a thread about something i heard the first week of my 7th grade social studies class"

Also... "I can spell at a third grade level i should be fine on newschoolers"


You said both of those things!!!!!!!!
Sep 8 2013 9:51PM
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Mama.
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Some girl I kinda know was going on about how Asian people are really weird because they spend too much time trying to be like Americans and that she would never ever want to travel to anywhere in Asia, and that she DEFINITELY wouldn't ever eat sushi in Japan if she ever was there because its way better in the states anyway.
Sep 8 2013 9:54PM
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erikK
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"I'm religious"
Sep 8 2013 9:56PM
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Spagett+
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I just saw a thread about how much some IDIOT hates fat people, That's pretty dumb and close minded if you ask me. Real stupid!!!
Sep 8 2013 9:57PM
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Lachie.
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I forgot to use two L's. Im going to hell now

Sep 8 2013 9:59PM
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hippy.
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"What is the most stupid thing you've ever heard someone say?"
Sep 8 2013 10:01PM
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Benson.
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I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS GIRL IN MY FRESHMAN YEAR HISTORY CLASS SAID THE FOLLOWING:

"Hitler bombed 9-11, someone should stop him!"

She wasn't joking, because she really is that dumb, and everyone makes fun of her to this day for it.
Sep 8 2013 10:01PM
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EastCoast.
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I was at practice one day and three football players are walking to their field and there was a person that was on the turf with some sort of machine that helps even out the pellets going around. One of the football players said to his friends "are they mowing the turf they haven't done that in years?" At that moment I wanted to kill myself for witnessing that comment
Sep 8 2013 10:04PM
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youngdtay
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None of that even makes any sense. Fuck that.

I was talking with my friend about what we're gonna do when we graduate HS. He said that he didn't really wanna stay at home because his parents were giving him a hard time about various stuff. I started asking him about a possible plan he might have, and how he will get enough money from his job to move out when he was worried about making 1000 dollars by ski then season. He responded with "I never said I didn't wanna stay".

Needless to say, I was confused.
Sep 8 2013 10:05PM
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Benson.
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Another gem I've heard in my day was when in 6th grade physical science some bitch asked, "Are rocks alive?"

I was like...
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Sep 8 2013 10:10PM
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El_Barto.
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*hel
Sep 8 2013 10:11PM
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.Hugo.
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"Most stupid"
Sep 8 2013 10:12PM
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Spagett+
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Sep 8 2013 10:12PM
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Bogs
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I can't say for sure, but "most stupid" has to be up there
Sep 8 2013 10:13PM
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danderson.
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Took a gondola in Keystone with some cats that said Keystone no longer has a park. I've definitely heard worse, but that was the first thing that came to mind.
Sep 8 2013 10:13PM
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A_Harrington
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"isnt hong kong a monkey?' as well as "whats asia?" from a girl in my history class last year.
Sep 8 2013 10:14PM
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Lachie.
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acutally you can use both "Most stuped" and "Stupidest"
Sep 8 2013 10:15PM
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Lachie.
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fuck im making my situation worse with all this bad spelling
Sep 8 2013 10:15PM
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Lachie.
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FUCK!
Sep 8 2013 10:16PM
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El_Barto.
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*stoopid
Sep 8 2013 10:16PM
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Willgum
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^ hahaha op is stealing the show here
Sep 8 2013 10:18PM
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Benson.
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^ stop digging that hole for yourself ahaha
Sep 8 2013 10:18PM
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No.Quarter
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"This straw hat is so sick!" -me
Sep 8 2013 10:20PM
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hot.pocket
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Cry about it.

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bitch.


Sep 8 2013 10:22PM
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TimeWasted
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" OMG Joseph Kony is so evil. Re-tweet this video so we can save the Ugandan Children"
Sep 8 2013 10:24PM
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Bakeshow
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when my friend and i were on the high school debate team we went up against these two ghetto ass chicks who thought 9/11 was a nuclear attack performed single-handedly by Osama Bin Laden. That was disgraceful.
Sep 8 2013 10:25PM
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Bogs
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No shit, sherlock, but it doesn't make it sound any less moronic.
Sep 8 2013 10:27PM
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KingGeedorah
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"OP is smart."
Sep 8 2013 10:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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religious comments generally tend to fall under that category
Sep 8 2013 10:39PM
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Logey.
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Please tell me all of the reasons i should be atheist and why god doesn't exist. I know you want to, so i am giving you permission.
Sep 8 2013 10:44PM
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Lachie.
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"I make some pretty great threads and I can also spell really well" - me
Sep 8 2013 10:45PM
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Horsefacekillah
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"i could use you penis in my booty shorts"
Sep 8 2013 10:46PM
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Mama.
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You should just stop
Sep 8 2013 10:48PM
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TechnoPotamus
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I don't want to. Have a lovely evening
Sep 8 2013 10:51PM
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Logey.
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Come on, I know you want to. Ill just get you started. I believe in god, and i believe he created everything.
Sep 8 2013 11:01PM
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JahJahBinks
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I like this guy
Sep 8 2013 11:05PM
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steezburgereddie
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Back when I played hockey our goalie couldn't find his skate and yelled out "shit fuck my asshole"
Sep 8 2013 11:13PM
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_DUSTY_
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I fully respect your right to believe in creationism.

Now please try not to turn this thread into a religious debate.
Sep 8 2013 11:14PM
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Sno.
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I was hanging with a friend and we were laying down staring into the sky, and two airplanes pass-- one was further away (appeared smaller) than the other that was flying lower in the sky (was closer to us so appeared larger)-- she pointed and said "why are the big ones so much faster than the small ones?"
Sep 8 2013 11:14PM
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Sno.
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lawls at "forgetting" to spell something correctly.
Sep 8 2013 11:17PM
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SFB
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so one time in my sophmore math class our teacher was explaining to us a pretty simple concept of how if you keep dividing a number by 2 you will never get to 0 (because it is infinite) and then he jokingly said anyone who could get to zero by this method would recieve an A in the class(spoiler alert: its impossible) then this dumbshit girl legitly starts trying to do it out loud and got stuck at .5
Sep 8 2013 11:17PM
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chicken
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0/2?
Sep 8 2013 11:24PM
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MFM
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not the most stupid but as far as a can remember, some gap toothed hippo in my History class got all upset and asked why the Allies didn't stop the Germans from building all the hills and cliffs and trees to attack from on D-day
Sep 8 2013 11:24PM
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EllieMae
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"theirs actually pot in your brain"

they were talking about dopamine
Sep 8 2013 11:27PM
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MFM
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actually k wait. my best friend after being sexually active for liek 5 years told me "it must be weird when girls poop and pee at the same time, think its like bird poop" no idea what hes talking about. then the highlight "i mean it all comes out of their ass at once that must be weird.

tldr 17 year old thinks girls pee out of their ass.
Sep 8 2013 11:27PM
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SFB
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no you dumbshit
Sep 8 2013 11:28PM
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Granby_killdozer
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the fact that you're posting in this thread is ironic. you should go take more pictures of your ass and message them to me ;)
Sep 8 2013 11:30PM
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chicken
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damn. oh well I would have gotten an A anyways.
Sep 8 2013 11:32PM
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SFB
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nop
Sep 8 2013 11:33PM
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