so last night around 3:00 er so i left this party in sugarhood (sugarhouse, all you salt lake people) and started walkin home. about a half hour into the walk, i went by the dudes house with a sweet '09 wrx sitting in the driveway. so i went up to get a closer look, kinda liked it, looked like some stupid painted stock wheels, wrapped roof, a blastpipe muffler delete, and some black badges, and some dumbass spraypainted the side green! well as im admiring this car, i noticed that the keys were sitting in the cupholder, and the door was unlocked! well you know what happened next...hopped in and boosted that fucker redlining the speedo through every gear! (he needs more engine mods, just sayin) i was able to drive it up to park city before the engine got a real back knocking noise, bent piston. so long story short drove it into the little lake at the bottom of deer valley and called a cab for a ride home. kept the antenna as a little souvenir ;)
sparknotes: dont leave your keys in your unlocked car, or i will steal it.
