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Hottest twerk ever!!!!

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Mr.Huck
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Because it's FRIDAY!!!! and we all probably need the lols.



Credit to MaryO for FB feeding this. Add $$$ twerks here:
Sep 6 2013 2:45PM
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corona
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hahahahaha. ohhh man. dying here.
Sep 6 2013 2:48PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
so hot
can't believe someone would post this humiliating video of themselves
Sep 6 2013 2:51PM
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lineskier10
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knew the video just from seeing the title, fucking hilarious though, a sign from god she should not be twerking; also i would love to hear here explanation of wtf was going on to her roommate who walked in the door
Sep 6 2013 2:52PM
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eheath
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Can't tell if its setup or not, but still I freaked out haha
Sep 6 2013 2:57PM
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deleted5
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I'm gonna call this fake.
Sep 6 2013 3:00PM
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GrabsForFun
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Lol DIS GURL IS ON FYAH!
Sep 6 2013 3:02PM
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JonasJuhler
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Funfact. Twerk is called Arschwackel in German... Gotta love that language
Sep 6 2013 3:03PM
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Petey.
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on another note: she fine
Sep 6 2013 3:03PM
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Mr.Huck
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No way! She's not good enough to fake something like that. ... or if it was set up, I don't think landing on a glass table and lighting herself on fire was part of the plan.
Sep 6 2013 3:03PM
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CottonPuff
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I just watched that 5 times. Friend is all giggly when she opens the door "liek wtf iz happ3ning?!?!" to HO MY FUGGING GAWD!!!!
Sep 6 2013 3:04PM
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BMB
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now way dude, she landed on a glass table that had candles and an open bottle of booze, her roommate's reaction was too real to be fake
Sep 6 2013 3:08PM
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Mr.Huck
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That's hilarious. I could never get my wife to twerk, but she has some German in her so maybe I could get her to arschwackel.
Sep 6 2013 3:12PM
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deleted5
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read the description

I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot :)

i don't know seems fishy
Sep 6 2013 3:53PM
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DockEllis
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Exactly why I lock the door that I'm twerking on, duh.
Sep 6 2013 3:57PM
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JonasJuhler
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I bet she'll be up for a bit of arschwackel any day of the week
Sep 6 2013 3:58PM
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Mr.Huck
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The Remix:

Sep 6 2013 4:11PM
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Dan-Man
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lol
Sep 6 2013 4:13PM
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Aithline
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I love how the first thing she does when she realizes that her leg is on fire is sit on the couch...Stop, Drop, and Roll girl... Stop, Drop, and Roll.
Sep 6 2013 4:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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hahaha
Sep 6 2013 4:26PM
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.AR6rider.
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Some people's children...
Sep 6 2013 4:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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Zactly. I would pay good money to see the expression on her dad's face when someone showed this to him at the office. This is what you got a second mortgage on your house and paid tuition for.
Sep 6 2013 5:46PM
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Sno.
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fucking lost.
Sep 7 2013 6:21AM
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Sno.
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If I were a parent and my child was in college, I could only hope that this was the worst they were up to--pray, in fact.
Sep 7 2013 6:24AM
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Mids
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ahahahahahahahahha
Sep 7 2013 1:26PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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cant believe the candles didnt go out when she knocked them over. and she went up pretty damn fast too... not sure if real but lolz nonetheless. i mean, are yoga pants really that flammable?
Sep 7 2013 3:02PM
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Mr.Huck
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No shit! Who knew? I guess I won't be twerking in my yoga pants while grilling burgers anymore. All the neighbors will probably be relieved.
Sep 7 2013 3:20PM
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Darth.Maul
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You cant just stop drop and roll over a carpet of broken glass.

I guess you could say things got heated pretty quickly...

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Sep 7 2013 3:36PM
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arnie_grape
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nobody smashes a glass table and lights themselves on fire on purpose except for maybe steve-o
Sep 7 2013 3:39PM
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Jakey.
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why were so many candles lit?! was meant to happen? Satin?

Sep 7 2013 6:18PM
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ThundaKilla
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No I think yoga pants are like a poly-spandex blend.
Sep 7 2013 7:29PM
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Scotty_Boy
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Sorry, what was that?
Sep 7 2013 11:05PM
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sarahtumbas
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but let's be serious.. it's broad daylight in that video and she has candles lit...
Sep 8 2013 9:25AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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i know many girls that will light candles at any time of the day for no logical reason. Its just what they do. Kinda like leaving the toilet seat down, having a bad sense of direction and bitching at everything
Sep 8 2013 12:03PM
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_DUSTY_
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Your icon is slightly relevant.
Sep 8 2013 3:31PM
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line686
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It was a Jimmy Kimmel prank. So good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HSJMoH7tnvw#t=274
Sep 10 2013 12:44AM
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deleted5
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You're all dumb.
Sep 10 2013 1:12AM
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deleted5
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I was right
Sep 10 2013 1:15AM
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Sno.
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hot stunt woman.

Sep 10 2013 1:22AM
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-Dan
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"Good thing nothing is happening in Syria right now." HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sep 10 2013 9:51AM
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theBearJew
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best comment in the video.

And watching news anchors talk about pop culture is always awkward.
Sep 10 2013 10:00AM
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bnewbs6
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Haha I love how he made news stations all across the country look so stupid. I bet someone is gonna be mad about this.
Sep 10 2013 10:02AM
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Mr.Huck
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I bow down to you sir. 20/10 if possible.
Sep 10 2013 11:50AM
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Mr.Huck
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Sorry for the double post but I was clearly had by Mr Kimmel.

This was a cunning flaming stunt as opposed to a stunning flaming ....
Sep 10 2013 10:59PM
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booniemon
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I wanna tell myself it's real but who knows.... On another note, DAATTT ASSS
Sep 10 2013 11:09PM
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JAHpow
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Haha Jimmy Kimmel trolled the nation
Sep 11 2013 10:26AM
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Petey.
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I stand by my original comment. See: icon
Sep 11 2013 10:57AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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and did a damn good job of it too.
Sep 11 2013 11:09AM
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ThaLorax
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I don't care that this is a prank. I just want to know what other "stunts" that woman does.
Sep 11 2013 12:53PM
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gengar.
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She didnt listen to what smokey the bear taught us
Sep 11 2013 1:08PM
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