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I turn eighteen today.

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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I have quite a few more options, so what should I do? Where should I go, what should I buy, etc.

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Sep 6 2013 7:04AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Literally nobody gives a fuck.
Sep 6 2013 7:08AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1184 - Karma: -1,142
i care.. Happy B Day bredda!
Sep 6 2013 7:15AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Get bent nerd. Happy bday though.
Sep 6 2013 7:38AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Happy bday, I turned 18 August 30. Haven't done anything out of the ordinary yet, as I don't smoke or gamble. But it's good to be able to sign your own permission slips! Haha
Sep 6 2013 7:46AM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1605 - Karma: 1,344
Sign up for all possibsle porn websites legally;)
Sep 6 2013 7:46AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
depending where you are, strippers, cigars, lotto, and booze.
Sep 6 2013 7:48AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
You will be tried in adult criminal court rather than juvenile court.
• Your parents are no longer required to support you.
• You may be sued by others on contracts you signed.
• You are eligible for jury duty.
• All males must register with Selective Service.


Sounds fun.
Sep 6 2013 7:52AM
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Handy_helper
Posts: 63 - Karma: 332
Happy birthday man! Go bang some chicks
Sep 6 2013 10:34AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
i swear to god rybak im gonna wreck u
Sep 6 2013 10:40AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
Happy Birthday :P
Sep 6 2013 10:45AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
you can drink legally in montreal
you can buy/watch/be in porn
buy tobacco and other products of that sort
you can go to strip clubs


so be in a porn and be cool
Sep 6 2013 10:45AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
how does one go about doing this?
Sep 6 2013 10:46AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
You should stop posting cause no one cares.
Sep 6 2013 11:23AM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
yeah... thurning 18 sucks. And no one ever sees that. But I always try my best to remind others of it when they tell me they are turning 18 soon.
Sep 6 2013 11:36AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Yeah, 18 blows. 16 is where it's at. Still a minor, but can drive. 21 is tits too (in the states). You've already gotten past the newfound responsibility of 18 and now you can drink.
Sep 6 2013 11:46AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I got my big break from spanking it on Chatroullette.
Sep 6 2013 11:58AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
go grab your first legal beer!
Sep 6 2013 12:41PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Post a pic of your dick, OP
Sep 6 2013 1:40PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Roofie a chick and fuck her brains out.
Sep 6 2013 1:43PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
lotto
Sep 6 2013 2:12PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Adopt a kid and call him Thunderfist.
Sep 6 2013 2:22PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
thats my birthday too! happy bday to us :)
Sep 6 2013 2:28PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
U2bb
Sep 6 2013 3:33PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
Damn NS is slipping....


Hookers and blow.
Sep 6 2013 4:18PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 1,411

Sep 6 2013 4:48PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
educate yourself on the criteria that defines statutory rape. you now have to ask for ID before slaying a vagg.
Sep 6 2013 5:26PM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
sign up for the draft then buy me tobacco products.
Sep 6 2013 5:30PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
wait what, Americans have to register at 18 to be drafted?



CCCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sep 6 2013 5:49PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Go to a bar or something, what am I askjeeves?
Sep 6 2013 6:24PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Buy dip and shove it up your ass.
Sep 6 2013 8:07PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
Skip to 18:30 and theres your answer

Sorry couldnt find and embed

Sep 6 2013 9:01PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I turn 24 today. Woot
Sep 6 2013 9:47PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Also, I turned 16 on the 6th. It feels nice having my license now.
Sep 7 2013 2:43AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
alright....another legal!
Sep 7 2013 6:04AM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
have a good birthday cuz your parents are gunna slowly stop paying for stuff and it blows so have fun while you can
Sep 7 2013 10:48AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Snow bunny on the prowl.
Sep 7 2013 10:50AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
buy a hooker
Sep 7 2013 10:54AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Basically only if you kill someone...
Lol they dot try kids as adults for shits and gigs
Sep 7 2013 12:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Rough... Where at? In WA all the trouble I and my friends got in before 18 they didn't do shit, it all got differed and sealed.
Sep 9 2013 11:06AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
more like very few cases other than murder and rape and shitm unless its a class A or B felony your not gonna get charged as an adult unless youre 18
Sep 9 2013 11:14AM
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