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What's The Worst Thing You've Done To Your Baby?

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theabortionator
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Stole this from Reddit but, what's the worst thing you've done to your baby so far in life?
Sep 4 2013 1:49AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Probably dangling him off the balcony of my home.
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Sep 4 2013 1:51AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I wasn't aware that there are many parents on NS.
Sep 4 2013 1:56AM
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Jeebus.
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Does an abortion count?
Sep 4 2013 1:58AM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
abortion does not count..
Sep 4 2013 2:02AM
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Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
I get very influenced by songs so when I was listening to outkast and they started singing "shake it like a Polaroid picture" it was unfortunate that a baby was in my hands
Sep 4 2013 2:14AM
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cool_name
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wiped it up with a tissue
Sep 4 2013 2:43AM
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