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Off season training?

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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
This little shit at my school keeps talking about how much better he is than me at skiing and all this stuff. I was wondering how some good things to do so come ski season I can shut his little ass up?
Sep 3 2013 9:09PM
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d00d
Posts: 2686 - Karma: 7,067
Hire coach jabroni at 1-800-Jabroni he will get you doing 2160s in no time!
Sep 3 2013 9:12PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
On the first day on the mountain or now, stage an "accident" and render him unable to ski for a while. And do wall-sits, box jumps, stairs, endurance helps your knees out.
Sep 3 2013 9:13PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
tramp and be a boss in the air, and get a trainer and work out to get huge like me
Sep 3 2013 9:14PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
The only solution is to kill him
Sep 3 2013 9:18PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
break his kneecaps with your penis to assert your dominance and render him useless for the ski season.
Sep 4 2013 1:39PM
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virgin
Posts: 182 - Karma: 91
and dont forget to pee in his butt
Sep 4 2013 3:11PM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
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Sep 4 2013 4:37PM
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elcornholio
Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,557
get really good at tramping, then do some cool shit on an airbag, then take it to snow. also spinning as hard as you can while tail pressing on takeoff can help too.
Sep 4 2013 10:37PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
Well, you can't do nothing bout his big mouth, but you can always practice to make you become more better than him...
Sep 4 2013 11:04PM
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orangepeelz
Posts: 171 - Karma: 358
Make sure u get the grab...
Sep 5 2013 12:44AM
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BE..
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 81
fuck his mom
Sep 5 2013 1:12AM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
punch him in the face
Sep 5 2013 4:22PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Kids that talk big rarely can pull things off. Just keep steady, keep working hard. It'll all pay off eventually.
Sep 5 2013 5:02PM
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coreyroy
Posts: 144 - Karma: 180
practice on tramps, getting comfortable with any sort of aerial always helps. then run/ exercise your legs, so when hes tired out by 2, you can keep sending it
Sep 5 2013 9:06PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
go harder than him and do better or nicer looking tricks and then if he keeps talking shit.....fuck his sister
Sep 5 2013 11:39PM
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Anchorfilms
Posts: 879 - Karma: 1,888
I'm signing up now
Sep 5 2013 11:50PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
summer setup, and strengthen your knees, most important part of your body in skiing
Sep 6 2013 12:18AM
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