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Girls buying drinks

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KJacks
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My friends and I have an ongoing competition for who can get girls to buy us the most drinks by the end of summer break. we are all within a few of each other i need some tips to trick/get drinks from girls.

Help me out ns.

Also if you have any ideas as to what drink i should be getting tonight let me know.
Sep 2 2013 9:03PM
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brotherdad
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Did he specify what kind of drink it had to be? If not, have girls buy you free water.

11:11 make a wish
Sep 2 2013 9:06PM
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-WZ-
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arizona iced tea
Sep 2 2013 9:09PM
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mike_e
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find the drunkest chick at the bar, get to talking, and then get her to buy you a drink. you'll find a way.
Sep 2 2013 9:09PM
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timmi
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If I know girls, and I think I do there are a few things you're going to want to do.

The first thing is over compliment. That is the key to a womans heart. "You're so pretty" "I love your hair" "You're like the hottest girl"

This lets her know you're interested. One isn't enough. I would say between 4-6 compliments is a decent opener to a conversation.

The second thing you'll want to do is show her vulnerability. You can do this by acting shy. Remember, you aren't good enough to be talking to her, and you should let her sense this.

Lastly, no matter what, don't leave her alone at any point. If she acts uninterested, that's just a womans way. Keep going back. Keep trying. Rome wasn't built in a day. See if you can brush your erection up against her at some point.

Keep this up and in time a girl will let you finger her.
Sep 2 2013 9:11PM
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goodnoooo
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good luck with that. i'd buy a guy a drink for a klondike bar....
Sep 2 2013 9:11PM
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Avifarer
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one thing you never see at a bar, girls at the atm machine.
good luck
Sep 2 2013 9:16PM
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SkiBum.
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Id rather them buy me a sandwich
Sep 2 2013 9:19PM
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BrewskiJr
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He's trying I get drinks not get laid. If you only want drinks get friend zoned ASAP. Bitches who think you wanna bang them will make you buy them drinks. If they're your friends they'll be more willing to buy you some shots or shit.
Sep 2 2013 9:19PM
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snowpocalypse
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Post up at the Foosball or Pool table. Scope out the mean man hater, woman can do anything just a well as the guys kind of girl. Be as loud and obnoxious as possible in stating, No girl will ever beat you at said game. When they step up and claim to be able to kick your ass, start playing for pitchers. Kick her ass, get beer, keep her stringing along to get beer all night. Your buddies never stated that the girl had to buy you drinks out of wanting to. Bet them and make them buy you shit. Pitchers = more points.
Sep 3 2013 11:19AM
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RubberSoul
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no offense but that sounds like a great way to really minimize the times you guys get laid this summer...?
Sep 3 2013 11:44AM
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Jeebus.
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Have a friend sit in gum for you. Don't know what i mean, watch the league.
Sep 3 2013 11:49AM
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proZach
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Fat chicks. Or get out your rainbow suspenders.
Sep 3 2013 12:17PM
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Mama.
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Girls expect you to buy them drinks because they're girls and dumb and shit so this isnt gonna work and you should just dress up as a girl and get guys to buy you drinks, clearly.
Sep 3 2013 8:30PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Post on facebook:

"Really could use a drink and someone to talk to, but I have no one to talk to and no money to buy a drink"

Enjoy the flood of females looking for a sensitive guy they can buy a drink for. Think of something to talk about for an hour or two... or go to a bar, let them buy you a drink, and then say you really aren't ready to talk about it and you'd rather have a nice afternoon/evening out.
Sep 3 2013 8:42PM
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Mama.
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-___________- dont give him the answer!
Sep 3 2013 8:44PM
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Rachy
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hahaha...

Let some girls feel like they are doing good in the world by fixing this young fellow. It's a win win for everyone.

Sep 3 2013 8:47PM
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