i keep in shape by eating a lot of pussy and pushing kids off their bikes. -*TACO-DOG*
well according to bill pullman, today the world celebrates its independence day, free of the tyranny of intergalactic squid monsters. god bless you will smith and jeff goldblum. god bless you. -Anathema$
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
I gave about a gallon. Last time I gave they fucked up my vein, said I had bad vein. Blood flow was slow because they fucked up my vein and needle wasn't even in right. When the saline or whatever got pumped back in it filled up a inch + tall pocket in my arm. They got me off the machine. People didn't have any useful information. The guy said "it should" go down in a day or two. The people were clueless sketchy and I'm never letting them touch me with needles.
I gave hopefully more than I'll ever need and enough to help some other people. Red cross still calls me sometimes, and I explain to them they aren't touching me with any needles. They should get their shit together and hire better people.
One time I went to give blood but they said I couldn't cause they were mad jealous I went on a trip to the Dominican in the past 12 months right? So I nicked one of the pins they give you, and it turns out they put numbers on em to show how much you've give, I took a 10 one. Its on my sun visor, getting me mad selfless points and distracting people from the fact that the pin is attached to a piece of shit cavalier. Just thought id share. Here's a video of someone fishing for Asian carp with bows.