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What technology could you "invent" 2000 years ago?

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pat_in_the_hat
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I always think about this.

What if you were transported back in time 2000 years ago?

What do you completely 100% understand in todays world that you could "invent" back then to make advancements in technology happen sooner and thus develop everything much faster in the future (todays world).
Im not talking about just drawing them on paper (like da vinchi). I mean completely design and build using the tools and materials that were present 2000 years ago.

For me,
-Gliders, most everything dealing with simple flying machines (except helicopters, fuck that)
-Gas powered engines, but I couldnt produce gas or oil(so it wouldnt work)
-simple mechanical systems such as pulleys, hoists, jacks and lifts.
-maybe even electricity with copper coils
Aug 29 2013 1:23PM
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no_steeze
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could you machine parts to build those things out of the materials and machines available at the time though?
Aug 29 2013 1:27PM
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arnie_grape
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I would invent skiing
Aug 29 2013 1:34PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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they has steel 2000 years ago. I would just forge it, or cast it. I could do that.
Aug 29 2013 1:37PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Fake titties
tooth brushes
tampons
deodorant
Beer

Simple things that would make me RICH BITCH! and make woman look better and not stink.
Aug 29 2013 1:44PM
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howlongcanausern
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shitty threads
reposts
trolling
Aug 29 2013 1:50PM
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Bogs
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sliced bread?
Aug 29 2013 1:52PM
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CaptainObvious.
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2000 years is hard.

Just send me back like...100 or so. Bottled Water. I'd be such a boss.
Aug 29 2013 1:55PM
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corona
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you'd be a couple thousand years late for a few of those.
Aug 29 2013 2:10PM
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no_steeze
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the oldest recipe ever found was for beer
Aug 29 2013 2:11PM
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84891jnf92048
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i would invent rock and roll
Aug 29 2013 2:59PM
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Spinoza
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A photon cannon. And a space shuttle that runs on only my semen and the government would hire ladies to harvest the fuel.
Yes I understand the question.
Aug 29 2013 3:02PM
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Willgum
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I'd say distilled spirits(vodka etc) and get jesus absolutely plastered.

Oh and bongs
Aug 29 2013 3:04PM
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Spinoza
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Jesus did just fine getting drunk, dude could turn water into wine he brushed his teeth with it
Aug 29 2013 3:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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I wonder how it was.
Aug 29 2013 6:42PM
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NinetyFour
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Condoms.
Aug 29 2013 6:49PM
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SterlingArcher
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Boogie woogie oneski
Aug 29 2013 6:52PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Viagra
Aug 29 2013 6:53PM
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Spagett+
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I would somehow invent the internet just to stop ns from happening. Maybe make the first porn site and call in "newschoolers, Skiing's online community"
Aug 29 2013 7:03PM
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SFB
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i would invent a wu tang and be loved by lots of teenage skiers.
Aug 29 2013 8:02PM
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broto
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drukn
Aug 29 2013 8:41PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that would be the best trick ever. imagine how awesome you could be at sports betting? bet that team A will win.....wait until team B drank a bunch of water and then bam! turn all of the water in their stomachs in to wine so they got all drunk...guaranteed to lose.

hell, it'd also be the ultimate weapon. the human body is made up of something like 50% watert....BAM, turn all of that water in to wine and the person would croak instantly...it'd be hella easy to off a mother fucker.
Aug 29 2013 8:56PM
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Dunnah
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How do you expect to forge an engine and all of its components?
Aug 29 2013 9:36PM
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panojibber.
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Paper airplane.

Aug 29 2013 9:40PM
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Piste.Off
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racism
Aug 29 2013 10:09PM
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no_steeze
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probably horrible. most old beer was nothing like it is today. it was basically water with a bunch of shit floating in it and people only drank it since the water was way too dirty
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egg.
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Gave me a lol
Aug 29 2013 10:34PM
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GIF
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I would invent a really comfortable matress that isn't made of straw and the assembly line and then make tons of beds
Aug 29 2013 11:20PM
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SFB
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THATS DUMB LIKE UR FACE!!!
Aug 29 2013 11:24PM
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GIF
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Why is that dumb? Think about how amazing bed is
Aug 29 2013 11:26PM
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Spinoza
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Genius. Can't believe he didn't think of that when they were trying to kill him. Could still be alive today
Aug 30 2013 6:17AM
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Laurent.
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Something I can seize power with so I can crown myself as king and have fresh hot girls delivered to me daily from every corner of my empire.
Aug 30 2013 6:38AM
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JAHBRADOR
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dis you bro?
Aug 30 2013 7:29AM
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Stickity
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I'd take the time to learn everything about making coke (the fuel) then go back in time and make that. You'd be so fucking rich it wouldn't be funny.
Aug 30 2013 12:11PM
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Olimar
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condoms

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Aug 30 2013 1:50PM
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Olimar
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fuck.
Aug 30 2013 1:51PM
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Dr.Dickless
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machining would definitely be required, cast pistons in a gasoline engine? nope, you could invent the engine lathe though
Aug 30 2013 1:58PM
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Brule.
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CHOCOLATE MILK!

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Aug 30 2013 2:03PM
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Dr.Dickless
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just shit that would make you super rich

aspirin, patent that shit
AC current, fuck you Thomas edison
the assembly line
TQM, sell it to harley davidson

Aug 30 2013 2:07PM
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Threshy
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I would call myself the Hero Of Alexandra and move to Greece and invent the steam engine. Oh wait...
Aug 30 2013 2:31PM
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snowpocalypse
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That was Nicola Tesla who invented AC/DC current bro.
Aug 30 2013 5:23PM
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Zimmerman
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honey dutch
Aug 30 2013 10:28PM
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MASkier
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A rudimentary low geared pedal car. Imagine how much that would open up trade. Then I would use assembly line production to build rifles, and go to the good old us of a get the native americans on my side, get them to be my army and shit. have them start digging for oil, and iron ore. train blacksmiths and carpenters, and build airplanes. then I would take over europe with my high tech indian army.
Aug 31 2013 12:24AM
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jblaski
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I'd make a globe, with all the current cities and everything. It would take about 1500 years for everyone to realize it, but it would blow people's minds.
Aug 31 2013 12:25AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I'd go back just to kill you if you did that.
Aug 31 2013 6:59PM
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