Just want to give a big fuck you to you people who don't tip your waiter/pizza guy/bartender
a) Stay the fuck home
b) Get off your lazy ass and go pick it up yourself
If you received fast, friendly service then there really is no excuse.
Lots of folks might say...."Well hey maybe he or she should get a better paying job"..... Ask yourself this: How easy would it be for you yourself to quit your current job, and then find one that pays better? Easier said then done fuckhead.
Not to mention that almost all delivery drivers use their own cars, their own gas, pay for insurance/repairs on their vehicle and almost always make sub minimum wage.
So If you don't want to shell out two or three extra bucks then fuck you, right up your stupid, cheap asshole.