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What to do at a party?

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love_vans
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Title explains it all, fill free to comment below
Aug 25 2013 7:09PM
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taylornicky
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Drink 1 shot of vodka, 1 glass of wine and hook up with randoms
Aug 25 2013 7:10PM
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.eljusto
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You sound like the type of kid who stands in a corner awkwardly at a party and sips his lite beer, way to go champ!
Aug 25 2013 7:11PM
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danderson.
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Complain about the noise.
Aug 25 2013 7:12PM
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Envous
Posts: 74 - Karma: 321
Are you 12...honestly its pretty obvious you drink and fuck bitches.
Aug 25 2013 7:16PM
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love_vans
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You sound like the kid who hates party's because you were never invited hahahaha
Aug 25 2013 7:17PM
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aosmonson
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1. Drink 10-300 shots
2. Pass out from alcohol poisoning
3. ??????
4. Profit
Aug 25 2013 7:17PM
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rockersteez
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If you don't know what to do don't go brah
Aug 25 2013 7:18PM
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.eljusto
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Coming from the kid who doesn't know what to do at a party? Yeah I'm the one who was never invited clearly, you got me :\
Aug 25 2013 7:19PM
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GayWolf420
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If you have to ask what to do at a party, you probably shouldn't go you fucking goober
Aug 25 2013 7:21PM
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love_vans
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the party is at my place, i was bored so i posted "what to do at a party" to see what funny things people had to say. Instead i get judgmental assholes like yourself who sit on their computer and hate because i want ever be able to meet you, and see your sorry ass. Get a life, and stop bothering people
Aug 25 2013 7:22PM
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love_vans
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won't*
Aug 25 2013 7:23PM
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YourMomsCouch
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rescue girls from nonconsensual buttsex
Aug 25 2013 7:25PM
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.eljusto
Posts: 15 - Karma: 106
You'll learn that it's better to just be spontaneous, nobody wants planned events, this isn't your 12th birthday party with pin the tail on the donkey. Drink and the ideas will come to you. Sorry that my posts rattled you in some way or another.. lol

Aug 25 2013 7:27PM
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JAHBRADOR
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All these comments are funny.
Aug 25 2013 7:28PM
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love_vans
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I wanted the comments to be funny, and maybe hear a couple stories of shit going on outside my world
Aug 25 2013 7:30PM
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.eljusto
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watch the news ! :)
Aug 25 2013 7:32PM
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howlongcanausern
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well you're from spokane so i'd imagine smoking meth and beating women is par the course for parties
Aug 25 2013 7:33PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
drink? talk to people? listen to people? listen to music? dance? smoke things? break things? get in fights? shove things up your asshole? shove your fingers in other people's orifices? fuck bitches? drug bitches? drug dudes? fuck dudes? snort things? shove your fingers in your orifices? let other people shove their fingers in your orifices? let other people shove objects larger than fingers in your orifices?

i dunno, there are all sorts of things to do.
Aug 25 2013 7:33PM
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love_vans
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actually we mostly smoke weed now, i would know
Aug 25 2013 7:37PM
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Laurent.
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Get drunk:


Aug 25 2013 7:38PM
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Anathema
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last party i was at this girl brought cupcakes and was worried the whole night that they weren't perfect. she was constantly describing what was in them, how they were made, bla bla blaa, and at one point when she was sitting next to me on the couch i said "if you bring me one, ill try it, and if it's as perfect as you claim it is, i'll make out with you"

she brought me the cupcake, i ate it, told her it inspired me to make out with her, annnnndddd at the end of the night i was in bed with her.

sometimes a nigga just gotsta play the game. and i played the shit out of it, and won. AND she fed me a cupcake.


and she swallows.


successful night was successful.
Aug 25 2013 7:40PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Guise, i think this guy smokes weed.

Guise, watch out.
Aug 25 2013 7:40PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
BREAK EVERYTHING
Aug 25 2013 7:44PM
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Wallisch_pl
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do kokain
Aug 25 2013 7:44PM
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love_vans
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bc bud sucks btw
Aug 25 2013 7:44PM
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JAHBRADOR
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You got me...
Aug 25 2013 7:49PM
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JAHBRADOR
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I'm going to get high and come down there and hunt you like an animal.

bcoz bad weed.
Aug 25 2013 7:50PM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
Better stock up on sheets in case some chick gets her cherry popped on your bed or roommate/parent's bed
Aug 25 2013 7:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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play video games
Aug 25 2013 7:52PM
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love_vans
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I'm not far away, bring your best bud!
Aug 25 2013 7:53PM
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JAHBRADOR
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No, you dont understand.

I'm going to kill you.
Aug 25 2013 7:54PM
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love_vans
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Good thing I'm not far away and live where its legal to own as many guns as i want and carry them where ever i want O:
Aug 25 2013 7:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Ironic post is ironic.
Aug 25 2013 7:59PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Now that's how I like to party!
Aug 25 2013 8:06PM
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SterlingArcher
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Hahaha awesome!
Aug 25 2013 8:12PM
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love_vans
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we should smoke sometime haha
Aug 25 2013 8:16PM
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GayWolf420
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But seriously, If you aren't into cleaning up after people, don't throw a party. Unless picking up broken shit and cleaning puke stains is your idea of fun.
Aug 25 2013 9:04PM
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Malcolm
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Drink, yell and break shit
Aug 25 2013 9:16PM
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Skibumsmith
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Haha it's funny because I'm from Colville.
Aug 25 2013 9:21PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Last party i went to I broke the host's chair. Later found out that her grandmother died in it.
Aug 25 2013 9:21PM
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.Rybak.
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jack off viciously in the corner while drinking a wine cooler.
Aug 25 2013 9:23PM
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GayWolf420
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Yeah great way to get invited back. Definitely break shit at someones house. Kids will love you.
Aug 25 2013 9:23PM
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BobDylan
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Smoke bud and get drunk enough to be ok with all the losers that inhabit said party is what i usually do...possibly hook up with some mediocre looking chick thats slept with everyone you know...smoke hookah with some dumb shits who cant carry on a conversation because there too "fucked up"....then again im kind of an introvert and tend to hate the "party atmosphere' and the minds that flock to that scene






Aug 25 2013 9:24PM
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Titus69
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every sober scene is exactly what freshmen parties are like
Aug 25 2013 9:28PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i just yell "FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN!" as loud as i can, all night.

ive been out of college and part of the working class for like two years, i honestly cant recall anything that isnt taking shots and saying hurtful things to strippers.
Aug 25 2013 9:29PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
Fuck Bitches Get Money
Aug 25 2013 9:31PM
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Austin.ski
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yes
Aug 25 2013 9:47PM
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bighooch
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Aug 25 2013 10:09PM
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METman
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Heavy Doses of http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dmt/dmt.shtml .

JK, you should probably sit with the camera and make new memes for reddit.
Aug 25 2013 10:13PM
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SkiBum.
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No ones coming to your party...
Aug 25 2013 10:16PM
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