last party i was at this girl brought cupcakes and was worried the whole night that they weren't perfect. she was constantly describing what was in them, how they were made, bla bla blaa, and at one point when she was sitting next to me on the couch i said "if you bring me one, ill try it, and if it's as perfect as you claim it is, i'll make out with you"
she brought me the cupcake, i ate it, told her it inspired me to make out with her, annnnndddd at the end of the night i was in bed with her.
sometimes a nigga just gotsta play the game. and i played the shit out of it, and won. AND she fed me a cupcake.
and she swallows.
successful night was successful.