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Spiders

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I don't like them. But I respect them because they don't fuck with me.
Aug 21 2013 5:25PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Someone delete this fucking stupid ass thread.
Aug 21 2013 5:28PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
one time there was this giant spider in my basement so i shot it with an airsoft gun and it splattered all over my couch.
Aug 21 2013 5:29PM
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white+wolf
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I've been seeing a lot around my house the past week and I don't like it at all. It is spider season in the north east apparently

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Aug 21 2013 5:29PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I saw a spider yesterday at the beach that was just chillin next to my backpack. It was about the size of a 50 cent piece and blended in with the sand. I fucking hate spiders.
Aug 21 2013 5:31PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
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Aug 21 2013 5:31PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
fuck your face.
Aug 21 2013 5:32PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
what a poooooosayyyyyy
Aug 21 2013 5:38PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Fucking fuck you
Aug 21 2013 5:38PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I run the game, "D-Tay," not you. Change your name right now or I'm going to fart into an envelope and mail it to your mother.
Aug 21 2013 5:40PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
One time I woke up and went straight for the sink to get a drink of water. I didn't notice until I already had my head under the faucet that there was a giant ass spider only a few inches away from my face in the sink. I freaked out, screamed like a little bitch, banged my head against the faucet, and woke up my mom.
Aug 21 2013 5:40PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Do it.
Aug 21 2013 5:41PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
not surprised stupid brony.
Aug 21 2013 5:46PM
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lineskier10
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ya i think cause its getting colder spiders are starting to come inside especially in northern new england, there was a fucker last night the size of a half dollar easily on my window and my cat ran up to fuck with it so i thought it was going to get away cause i was sitting about 5 feet away so i whipped my shoe at my window hard as hell and killed the fucker in one shot, i did scare the shit out of my cat though cause just as he was reaching up to fuck with the spider the shoe hit the window and scared the crap out of him cause i threw it so hard, im happy the window didnt break tho
Aug 21 2013 5:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I saw a wolf spider the size of a half dollar that made me scream like a fucking girl. i was parking my car in my garage and walking in to my house. As I was leaving the garage to walk to the house, I opened the door and this big ol' fucker dropped down on the steps right in front of me. i live on a river though, so spiders are a little more common around here.

i'm such a bitch when it comes to spiders. i can fuck with snakes all day long...even have a pet one, but spiders turn me in to a 14 year old girl instantaneously.
Aug 21 2013 10:30PM
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DeRizzo
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Aug 21 2013 10:37PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
ya same here ill fuck with snakes but spiders are the goddamn devil fuck them, the one i saw was in my bedroom so there was no way i was goin to sleep that night unless i killed it
Aug 21 2013 10:51PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
How about you quit being a bitch.
Aug 22 2013 3:21AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
I almost dies the other day from a spider. So i was watching tv and i felt a tickle on my foot, i looked down and it was a spider chillen on my foot. It was So terrifying i kicked and screamed like a little girl
Aug 22 2013 8:52AM
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
Spiders know whats up!!

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Aug 22 2013 9:29AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
glad to hear I'm not the only one.
Aug 22 2013 9:49AM
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