seriously dude get over it and go at it(if she's up for that), turn the lights off, go wild while that raunchy yet titillating scent fills the air, and when your done admire that pollock like artwork that used to be the bed sheets---PASKIINGSUCKS
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
Sarah Burke, 1/21/2012
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252
NS TRANCE FAM
i keep in shape by eating a lot of pussy and pushing kids off their bikes. -*TACO-DOG*
well according to bill pullman, today the world celebrates its independence day, free of the tyranny of intergalactic squid monsters. god bless you will smith and jeff goldblum. god bless you. -Anathema$
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens