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nealdawgdiamond
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why is it that old people walk so damn slow? that is why they are weak, because they dont try. if they did try they would be stronger and wouldnt have to use the electronic cart when they go to the grocery store.


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Jun 30 2002 2:09AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
fuck you asshole...old people rule


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Jun 30 2002 2:11AM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
They're the worst in malls, they walk in huge slow moving groups, they can trap you, like they're so many you can't get around you but they're coming at you from both ways, it's like your death slowly coming.
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Jun 30 2002 2:12AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I walk slow! It's just easier that way.
All you fast walkers need to get off your speed and just chill..... maybe I'm just old.
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Jun 30 2002 2:14AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Uhh.. Diabhal, are you taking mystery pills again? I've never had that happen to me at a mall. Old people are cool.


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Jun 30 2002 2:14AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
dude jones, i wasnt saying that i hate them, i was just saying they should try harder, i only think this cus it bugs me when all of the older people are comin through my line when im workin at safeway


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Jun 30 2002 2:15AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
wait till your old like me...being 75 isant easy motherfucker




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Jun 30 2002 2:16AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
haha dude your not 75, and jay i walk slow to, but i mean like super slow, so slower then you even then. damn slow


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Jun 30 2002 2:21AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
yeah some old ppl just think they can't walk faster, but i'm sure a lot of them have just been lazy and decided that they don't want to walk, my great grandma slowed down after her 100th birthday, at 97 she could still touch her toes. She wsa the coolest old lady i've ever known, she LOVED wrestling! haha. For some reason old ppl like me. weird.


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Jun 30 2002 2:24AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i like seeing old people at concerts...they like try to mosh but theyre the first to fall....but in malls ive seen them congregate..right around nancys coffee shop or the frozen yogurt stand


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Jun 30 2002 2:27AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Haha. I walk pretty damn slow sometimes bro. It's so slow it probably couldn't be considered a walk, it's my chillin' strut!
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Jun 30 2002 2:55AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
how the hell do you know im not 75?




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Jun 30 2002 4:30AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
because you said you weren't. and you're in high school

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Jun 30 2002 4:38AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
old people are soooooo cool! especially old irish men.


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Jun 30 2002 12:15PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah, Lately Ive seen old people at concerts too. WTF is up with that? I always see them falling and getting crushed while trying to mosh. Thanks for pointing that out Five0.
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Jun 30 2002 12:59PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
this guy mist have been like 60 something old as hell and was matching bowls with us at a concert funniest thing i have ever seen



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Jun 30 2002 1:30PM
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westcoaststyle
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old people are smelly

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Jun 30 2002 5:29PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
old people are really cool but they do walk slow.....and drive slow....
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Jun 30 2002 6:04PM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
old ppl are funny.....
Jun 30 2002 6:07PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Chris and Steve sitting in the living room. Chris has his dog on his lap. Chris' grandma comes into the living room.

Grandma: 'Chris, you seen the dog?'
Chris: 'Grandma, he's on my lap.'
Grandma: 'Okay.'
(ten minutes later.)
Grandma: 'Chris. you seen the dog?'
(the dog is still on his lap.)
Chris: 'No, I haven't.'
(grandma turns to Steve.)
Grandma: 'You, have you seen the dog?'
Steve: 'I can't talk to you. I'm a Christmas tree.'
Grandma: 'Oh, I'm sorry. Chris, have you seen the dog?'


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Jun 30 2002 8:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i know like a 60 yr old guy and hes still an awesome skiier...i know old guys that regulary plan trips out west to jackson hole and shit


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Jun 30 2002 9:26PM
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