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Skiing Pick Up Lines

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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
Anybody got any good ones?
Aug 14 2013 5:20PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I am Tom Wallisch. Have sex with me. Works every time.
Aug 14 2013 5:24PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
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Aug 14 2013 5:25PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Hi, my name's repost. Can I see your searchbars?
Aug 14 2013 6:25PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
I know shaun white
Aug 14 2013 6:31PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936


applies to any situation ever
Aug 14 2013 6:31PM
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3mania
Posts: 2559 - Karma: 9,858
I'm gonna bust out my tool and adjust you DIN setting.
Aug 14 2013 6:41PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Also,


Aug 14 2013 6:42PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965
Ehhy girl are you dfd just I got a thing for tail tappin
Aug 14 2013 6:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
I ski and don't shower very often and I'm poor. Sex me plz.
Aug 14 2013 7:19PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
If you were a handrail I would nut myself on you.
Aug 14 2013 7:22PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
"Hi, i'm Dan."
or even sometimes
"Hey, i'm Dan."


Needless to say I don't try and pick up many girls at my hill.
Aug 14 2013 7:51PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
Girl, I you were a handrail, I would totally grind you.
Aug 14 2013 8:04PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
"I always bring an extra ski to the hill with me...in my pants."
Aug 14 2013 8:18PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
Do you wax?
Aug 14 2013 8:38PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
If you walked up to a girl and said that she would take you seriously and call you an idiot.
Aug 14 2013 8:40PM
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SSchepkowski
Posts: 168 - Karma: 182
If you were a pole, I'd tap you.
Aug 14 2013 8:44PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
I love it.
Aug 14 2013 9:01PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Posting obligatory "I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail" response.

Whew, glad we got that over with.
Aug 14 2013 9:05PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
That's the brilliance of the line, as much as anything else it helps you distinguish the fun girls from the dull ones.
Aug 14 2013 9:16PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
How did that take so long?
Aug 14 2013 9:23PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
fuck me please i'm desperate.
Aug 14 2013 9:28PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
"I like your knees"
Aug 14 2013 11:44PM
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duckslayer
Posts: 661 - Karma: 367
lipslide my donkey dick
Aug 14 2013 11:45PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965
Can I slide your wale tale
Aug 14 2013 11:51PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
i've said it before, and i'll say it again. i have a ton of lines and if i ever visit a college or area and there is an nser that wants to film it. i'd be more than happy to make one of these i'll even wear a tall tee or my g suit.
Aug 15 2013 12:21AM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
You can turn on my snow maker.
Aug 15 2013 12:22AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
My go-to
Aug 15 2013 12:23AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
I lost at the guy wearing the Misty costume.
Aug 15 2013 12:40AM
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