Just cause you slept with her...

SAGA*

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Newb

Just cause you put a smile on girls face the night before does not mean that you have to

1) talk to her ever again

2) remeber her name

3) be honest that you ever did anything with the bitch, sometimes it's best to deny deny deny

4) but most importantly as a true skier, you never have to take the bitch skiing with you the next day, a true newschoolers code to live by if there was a newschoolers code.

5) take her out for breakfast

6) let her chill at your house until they are ready to leave...you have the right to kick her out

NS lets see what you got!

Aug 8 2013 8:19PM

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.MASSHOLE.

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Crazy Fool

Keep her phone number obviously.

Aug 8 2013 8:21PM

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timmi

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OP's never seen a vagina.

Aug 8 2013 8:24PM

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JAHpow

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Not pee in her butt again

Aug 8 2013 8:24PM

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Spagett+

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A true Newschoolers code is to make threads like this when you have more than 2 posts. Or don't be a fucking dick troll. Either one.

Aug 8 2013 8:28PM

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clive_bixby

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What even the fuck am readin brew

Aug 8 2013 8:35PM

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Miomo

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Thread #486924 supporting a requirement of 200 posts to make a thread.

Aug 8 2013 8:37PM

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987321654hgfd

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That's why you always pull out. Never pop a load inside her and to anyone thinking you should wear a condom... no.

Aug 8 2013 8:48PM

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Pancake_Fucker

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this is a website full of twelve year olds that cannot relate.

Aug 8 2013 8:50PM

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pj21

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Always a "pee in her but" comment

Aug 8 2013 8:52PM

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128368798788

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Agreed. Case in point:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/752901/

Aug 8 2013 8:52PM

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JAHpow

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It had to be done.

Aug 8 2013 8:54PM

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Toaster-Tony

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Number 6 is a little ruthless haha. You can offer her a ride or at least let her stick around until a friend can come get her, I mean, she was nice enough to sleep with you and all..

unless it's a powder day, then it's everyone out of the house!

Aug 8 2013 8:57PM

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KANGAROOJACK

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Loner

This just put the final bullet in chivalry.

Aug 8 2013 9:09PM

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SAGA*

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Newb

Agreed.

Aug 8 2013 9:34PM

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Casey

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No friends on a pow day

Aug 8 2013 9:46PM

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Filet-O-Fish

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but that newschoolers code of conduct thing could acually be quite fun to make. someone make the tread.

Aug 8 2013 9:49PM

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skiierman

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I'll never get kids who get angry at women who let them dick their dick wet with their pussies/mouths/bungholes.

She went home with your sorry ass, you fucking asshole. The least you can do is entertain her the next day before you never call her again, you sick piece of shit.

Aug 8 2013 9:54PM

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Wolfgang.

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But your always allowed to sing:

Aug 8 2013 9:57PM

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feihlination

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wow. youre so cool. never realized women are such pieces of shit. thanks for opening my eyes. oh wait, i am 24 and dont have to take advice from a 17 yr old fuckhead.

Aug 9 2013 5:32AM

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theblackrod

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hahaha this exactly.

Aug 9 2013 8:48AM

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theBearJew

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Boom.

Aug 9 2013 8:57AM

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GayWolf420

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OP needs to grow a pair of balls.

Aug 9 2013 10:53AM

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RubberSoul

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no, i'd bet he's seen between 1 and 3. that seems to be the range in which people say stupid shit like in the OP. in my experience at least

Aug 9 2013 11:40AM

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PeppermillReno

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If a one and done wants to ski with you, and she has her own gear and isn't gonna be renting and shit, wouldn't a true skiier want to ski with this 'bitch' and see if she is any good on the snow?

Anyways you shouldn't be banging nasty pieces you don't want to talk to again. Even the headcases you should bang another 1-2 times just to be a nice guy.

Aug 9 2013 11:46AM

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SterlingArcher

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I see many friendzones in your future.

Jk.. you will have no friends with that attitude.

Aug 9 2013 11:51AM

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I_Am_Mod

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i did all things OP forbids and ended up in a relationship with one of the coolest chicks i've ever met ....

Aug 9 2013 11:58AM

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VT_FLO

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/thread

Aug 9 2013 3:23PM

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Cannaburner

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Just cause you slept with a girl doesn't mean you have to:

1. Sleep with her again.

2. Hang out with her.

3. Go to the dining hall with her.

Just cause you slept with a girl you probably should:

1.Get her outa there before breakfast.

2. Shower when you wake up.

3. Be proud.

-If you aren't proud, fuck you you're doing it wrong.

Aug 9 2013 7:52PM

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SFB

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im interested in learning the "ns code" from a guy who has 3 posts.

Aug 9 2013 8:13PM

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Bogs

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proud of what? How fucking cool you are that a girl who was too drunk to remember her name decided to let you stick your penis inside of her? How well your ruffies worked? How nice you dick must look fully erect? How the girl waited for you to finish this time before passing out? How it took you more than 30 seconds to come? How you're finally making your daddy, granddaddy, great-granddaddy, etc. proud? How you're fulfilling to perfection societies expectations of you as a male?

Aug 9 2013 8:41PM

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bakedpow

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this thread makes me sad to be male.

Aug 9 2013 9:03PM

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Basement.

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Loner

just cause you slept with her, doesnt mean you have to tell the cops you know where her body is

Aug 9 2013 9:05PM

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Lemuel

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I'm on my 2nd ACL repair, my park days are pretty much done. Ladies come flock and ski with me and my camera. I can take pics and stuff

Aug 9 2013 9:38PM

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danbrown

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hahaha what the fuck are you talking about? i'm assuming youre a freshman in college and you just read that list on a poster they sell in the quad at the beginning of the year, along with the other beer pong posters and cut out 30 rack boxes plastered all over your wall

Aug 9 2013 10:10PM

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Blindsurfer

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number 6 is gutty but i like it

Aug 10 2013 12:49AM

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Huck_Norris

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Inb4 OP falls madly in love after she kisses him on the cheek goodnight and then gets friendzoned after he texts her 128 times that night only to obsessively stalk her for years.

Aug 12 2013 6:25PM

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