i fucked up college 2 times, if i wanted to get my parents pay my college again i had to see what kind of work i would get if i didnt go to college.
so i ended up in an warehouse where my job was to slam the fuck out of new products with an hammer (40" tv's, macbooks, ipads, cameras) you may think this is fun, but after one week youre going crazy.
so imagine doing that one year long, 9/5.
now imagine doing that working next to a retard, and by retard i mean a real retard. a downie.... screaming in your ear that hes going to fuck a whore in the weekend.... yeah seriously...
and afterall my "leader' (45 years old and still at the same level as i was when i started the job)
looking like this:
all he was doing was telling other people that he only likes the finest girls and most of the girls were goddamn ugly.
ironicly this giant is his wife:
(the dude in the middle)
(the monster on the right)
i ended up messing with him for one year long, literally doing nothing usefull, only making fun of him and pranking him.
Also that same job:
there was this huge fatass which i always pranked. he would always get very mad about it and tried to grab me so he could throw me on the ground or some shit (this fatass was an bodybuild champion before he got fat).
so one time i was building an giant maze with refrigerators (took me about an week to build it). i pranked him so he would follow me into the maze, made it every time aa little bit narrower so he would get stuck in a maze and i could laugh at him from about 5 feet away without any danger :)
ok maybe it wasnt that bad at all overthere