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Anastasia Ashley

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MNS
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Watch this pro surfer warm up. Her instagram is on fire too

Aug 6 2013 7:19PM
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Blake.P
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Dat ass
Aug 6 2013 7:23PM
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Chubz.
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Aug 6 2013 7:27PM
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t_rob
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Professional surfer? More like reject stripper.


But seriously, this is why women's sports aren't and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Aug 6 2013 7:28PM
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Aug 6 2013 7:29PM
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PaleCelery
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Aug 6 2013 7:42PM
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maximiliaan
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Aug 6 2013 7:47PM
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profa_212
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I love how the girl at :25 is just like wtf are you two doing....
Aug 6 2013 8:57PM
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skiierman
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... Or that they should be.

Since when did MEN with DICKS start hating on women who are legitimate in their own sport that prefer a way to warm up that any MAN with a DICK would enjoy?


You have some anger issues towards women, boy.
Aug 6 2013 10:05PM
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corona
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she already has a stripper name for when surfing doesn't work out for her
Aug 6 2013 10:09PM
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987321654hgfd
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Came into the thread expecting to see a porn star recommendation.
Aug 6 2013 10:12PM
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statuswhitegirl
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@anastasiaashley on instagram
her posts are epic, mostly of her ass and her friends asses
Aug 6 2013 10:13PM
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leonus
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hopefully a shark eats her ugly ass arm
Aug 6 2013 10:16PM
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statuswhitegirl
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your gay is showing
Aug 6 2013 10:19PM
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leonus
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sorry i dont jerk it to some no-name AM surfer's instagram feed, bro. i must be such a flamer.
Aug 6 2013 10:21PM
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MNS
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I don't jerk to her. But I do admire her and her friends' illecibrous booties. If you don't enjoy that, than yes, you are indeed a flamer.
Aug 7 2013 12:30AM
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Alex_G
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i wish pro skier girls were this hot. don't say they are because you know it ain't true.
Aug 7 2013 12:32AM
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MNS
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We were graced with Sarah Burke for a time too short
Aug 7 2013 12:37AM
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_DUSTY_
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http://instagram.com/anastasiaashley

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Aug 7 2013 12:38AM
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leonus
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she's still some no name surfer I couldn't give a fucking damn about. shes jerk off worthy, though
Aug 7 2013 12:54AM
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statuswhitegirl
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your calling her arm of all things ugly, of all things. I'm sure your banging girls with way hotter arms than her though.
Aug 7 2013 12:57AM
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leonus
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so? I pay attention to finer details like arms and whatnot. sorry my tastes in women are different. man, that's such a travesty!
Aug 7 2013 12:59AM
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statuswhitegirl
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shes wearing a fucking wetsuit you can't even see her arms. whatever though, this argument is childish.




























Aug 7 2013 1:01AM
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leonus
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still can't wrap my head around why you think she's not. tits and ass really aren't that impressive nowadays
Aug 7 2013 1:04AM
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MNS
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Um?
Aug 7 2013 1:08AM
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maximiliaan
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THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Aug 7 2013 4:23PM
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Kronor
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I'm bringing a vote that Leonus is a flaming homosexual...
All in favor say I
Aug 7 2013 4:48PM
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Errl
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I was getting ready to say that I wasn't all that impressed (based solely on the video in OP), until I followed this link. ME GUSTA.
Aug 7 2013 5:10PM
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theBearJew
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I am not that impressed with her, since were obviously looking for the perfect girl here...

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And she looks 14.

Aug 7 2013 5:32PM
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DayMan
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What's with all the hate? I don't understand... Nobody claimed she was the hottest girl ever. It's just a thread appreciating the luscious bottom of a pro surfer. I guess I don't belong on this site if it's filled with such ladies men that are regularly pulling hotter chicks than her.
Aug 7 2013 6:11PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Cut her in half and take the bottom.

Or half body paper bag.

Both are just as good as each other.
Aug 7 2013 6:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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This might just be the most butthurt comment on the first page of NSG.

P.S. - she's not attractive.
Aug 7 2013 6:20PM
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--ski--
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The song in the video is atrocious.
Aug 7 2013 6:37PM
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987321654hgfd
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She looks like a skanky 14 year old... my kind of girl
Aug 7 2013 6:51PM
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Phil-X-
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THEN YOULL LOVE THE MUSIC VIDEO



CAPS ON, CARE OFF.



Aug 7 2013 6:52PM
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987321654hgfd
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^ That was awful. I can say with confidence that, besides Riff Raff being signed to his label, I hate everything Diplo associates himself with.
Aug 7 2013 7:01PM
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MNS
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she has a rocking body. i'd bang her for sure.

NSers standards are ridiculous--destined virgins for life.
Aug 7 2013 10:44PM
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theBearJew
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Not saying she doesn't have a rockin body, and that I wouldn't bang her. I'm just saying in the search for a perfect girl shes not it and I'm not impressed.
Aug 8 2013 9:33AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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doesnt mean you cant eye fuck the shit out of her and not complain about it.
Aug 8 2013 9:44AM
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MNS
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who said anything about searching for the perfect girl?
Aug 8 2013 10:36AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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for real. you guys are ridiculous. i'd love to see the tail you all pull if you're saying she's not attractive.
Aug 8 2013 10:58AM
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d00d
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Why all the hate just because she isn't a 10 doesn't mean you can not appreciate her? NS doesn't make much sense sometimes. Also the term I think everyone is looking for is "butherface" or for the flamed kid "butherarm"
Aug 8 2013 11:19AM
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Peter.
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ELE guys, ELE
Aug 8 2013 11:37AM
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howlongcanausern
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Aug 8 2013 11:37AM
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theBearJew
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I just assumed we were since every time a new girl gets mentioned on NS everyone tears her apart for the smallest things. My comments were to point out the absurdity of NS critiquing girls for the smallest things because it always appears we are trying to find the perfect girl. I guess nobody got my subtlety.

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All this being said, I thoroughly enjoyed OPs video.
Aug 8 2013 1:20PM
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MNS
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So really you're poking fun at the kids on here who wouldn't Marisa miller because she has a freckle on her face and they don't like freckles? Aka hypercritical of girls who are 10x
Hotter than any girls they'll ever bang?
Aug 8 2013 2:22PM
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theBearJew
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You sir are correct.
Aug 8 2013 2:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Maybe when you're older than 17, you'll realize that a tight body isn't the most important thing to consider when looking at a woman. Her face is beat, dude.

However, since you brought it up, I'd also like to wager that you are a virgin.
Aug 8 2013 5:15PM
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MNS
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I know there is more to a woman, I was just sort of confused how guys are complaining about a girl shake her nice ass around. A girl who although isn't perfect, is well out of the league of most people on NS.

Also, i'm 22, and I do have sex on the reg.

But if you're such a stud with high standards, lets see the girl you've committed your life to.
Aug 8 2013 6:24PM
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RubberSoul
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elbows too pointy, would not bang

no but seriously the blonde in the pink wetsuit in the background is more up my alley, who is she?
Aug 8 2013 7:16PM
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Petey.
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Aug 8 2013 7:19PM
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