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12ParkRat60
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What the hell is a Mormon?
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Nov 24 2004 3:31PM
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Dani*
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isnt a mormon a kind of person who practices this certain religon?.. or, is it almost like an amish person?
Nov 24 2004 3:32PM
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AT1
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It's a relligion. Basicly Catholic with a few differences.
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Nov 24 2004 4:33PM
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asac
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its the right religion. they're the only ones who get into heaven. south park told me.





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Nov 24 2004 4:37PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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This is gonna get good


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Nov 24 2004 4:51PM
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Scoot
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^^^AT you're retarded. Mormonism is nothing like Catholicism...get some facts before talking out your ass.


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Nov 24 2004 4:52PM
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*i<3snow*
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my friend is mormon. from what she tells me, its alot like presbyterian (sp?) except they have like a mormon bible and stuff. they have the same bible as christians, but with a few extra books. im pretty sure that back in the day mormons were the ones who had multiple wives, and it was legal.






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Nov 24 2004 4:54PM
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SteveStepp
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what ever they are, i dont like whats going on

its a pyramid scheme to get us to sell all our electronics
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Nov 24 2004 4:57PM
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SteezePatrol
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Guess what, who cares what the hell being a mormon is, all religions are pointless. And if anyone responds this by saying, 'oh yah, well how did the world start then?'...I kill you.
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Nov 24 2004 5:02PM
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hemlockjibber8
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^ word to that.. i see religion as a crutch for weak people. and if anyoen says i shouldnt say that, then they shouldnt preach their beliefs. actually i dont have a problem with people beign religious. i feel sorry for them, but i wont do anything about it. until they preach or bother me or others.
ya mormons have multiple wives, even though its not legal there is an extreme cult of them in utah that does and they send their daughters up to a town in BC where that shits happening as well. fucking shit heads. they also give a certain amount of their earnings (traditionally all of it) to the church who then gievs it back when they need it. it is (like most other religions but even more so) very male dominated. the woman has no rights and is only supposed to be there to serve the man.


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Nov 24 2004 5:58PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i have the same beliefs as hemlockjibber. crutch.

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Nov 24 2004 6:03PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i have the same beliefs as hemlockjibber. crutch.

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Nov 24 2004 6:07PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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In the mormon religion (my friends dads a preacher) When men die they become gods of their own world and women become their wives. WAHOOO!!!


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Nov 24 2004 6:33PM
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.scott.
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please, if you are ignorant about this subject, don't contribute to spreading misinformation. just don't be stupid.
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Nov 24 2004 6:41PM
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GVAR510
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being a mormon would suck......my bro met tons of them in utah, bcz thats where the main mormon population is based, in Utah....they are all over the place in utah......mormons cannot drink a single drop of alcohol, and they always have very large families, so they can further expand their religion population.....i just wouldnt want to be one, thats all......way too many restrictions........



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Nov 24 2004 6:46PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I think more people have false ideas of mormonism than any other religion.


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Nov 24 2004 6:49PM
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.David.
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^Word, Ice.
Nov 24 2004 6:58PM
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skibio5
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are you kidding me? mormonism is a fucking cult. i live in UT, and it sucks... they keep the alcohol content of beer low.
Nov 24 2004 7:52PM
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EastCoastPride
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a mormon is somebody who lives in utah and has a trash can full of used syringes.


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Nov 24 2004 8:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i have a mormon freind



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Nov 24 2004 8:31PM
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SteezePatrol
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hell yeah hemlock jibber
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Nov 24 2004 8:58PM
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Utahpowderskier
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How many times do we need to write posts on this. I am a mormon and we are nothing like the amish, nor do we have multiple wives. We dont promote having large families as an effort to spread our religion and WE ARENT THAT FUCKING DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF YOU. Get over it and stop thinking that all the misperceptions are true. If you really want to know what mormons are about you need to talk to one. Dont rely on all the dumb rumors that get spread around. If you have any real questions pm me and I will be happy to tell you how it is and so you dont have to wade through all the bullshit.
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Nov 24 2004 9:01PM
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SteezePatrol
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^ you shouldn't be happy about being the same as everyone else, but all religions are really the same...
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Nov 24 2004 9:11PM
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Utahpowderskier
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what are you talking about? All I was saying is that tons of people think that we apparently dont have electricity and that we have multiple wives and that we are so much different than everyone else. I am sorry that you have such a deep conviction about people that practice religion, but in all reality, you have your beliefs too. you believe that religion is full of crap. I dont. I am not saying whos beliefs are right, but dont go around hating anyone who has different beliefs and calling them ignorant or whatever.
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Nov 24 2004 9:16PM
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SteezePatrol
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the difference between your 'beliefs' and my 'beliefs' is the fact that I don't depend upon mine to live my life.
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Nov 24 2004 9:20PM
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rsd
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yeah i did a report on the mormon religion... very boring and such but here it goes....

i beleive it originally arose from protestantism and they beleive 'moroni' or some angel came down and gave jospeh smith some gold tablets. however, he was the only one who could see them, so he translated them into a book(book of mormon) they believe in no birth control (larger families) they beleived in polygamy (larger families) and it said that before the country started to get rid of all the racism, they beleived that the blacks used to be white and were cursed by god because they were evil beings. (or so the website that i beleive was pro-mormon said) i beleive that the book of mormon is supposed to be 'left out stories' of the bible. They also beleive that they should keep could care of their bodies to an enourmous extent.( even though the new testament does say anything that God has created on earth is clean because he created it...) aka no coffee, alcohol, drugs, etc.

alright if i left anything out tell me

anyways im not the mormons expert so i apologize to anyone who i have offended.
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 24 2004 9:22PM
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skibio5
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they also said that there was another tribe of whoever the tribes were,that magically came over here from wherever they were from, before anybody came from europe, i think the belief, is that that tribe was punished, so they were sent over to america, and became native americans. i think... it's some crazy shit
Nov 24 2004 9:27PM
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rsd
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yeah i think it was something like 'wars between the good chosen white race' and the 'evil barbaric white skinned race'.

If you ask me, it is just The starters of the religion trying to use the racism in our country at that time to get people to join their religion. i mean wouldnt it be a huge coincidence? racism agaisnt black people, and then the mormons come up with an excuse of why that is and why they should do it, and then there is the whole indian persecution, and then all of the sudden there is an excuse for that too.
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-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 24 2004 9:35PM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
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WRONG!

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Nov 24 2004 9:36PM
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rsd
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^correction on that last post 'evil barbaric 'red' skinned race
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-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 24 2004 9:36PM
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12ParkRat60
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hippy's
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Nov 24 2004 11:00PM
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AT1
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People who say I'm wrong laugh it up but I'm mormon Idiots
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Nov 24 2004 11:02PM
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skibio5
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hahaha, have you read the book of mormon??? it's sooo messed up!
Nov 24 2004 11:05PM
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AT1
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We're almost the same as any other religion. We are Christian. We do not have more than one wife!
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Nov 24 2004 11:06PM
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Back_tail
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Mormons are misunderstood
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Nov 24 2004 11:08PM
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skibio5
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you totally used to though... admit it, two words... brigham young
Nov 24 2004 11:08PM
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AT1
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No we didn't you idiot. Your so stupid! What are you on? Your just making this up
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Nov 24 2004 11:10PM
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skibio5
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dude, i totally live in utah, i grew up around all this shit, i know what i'm talking about
Nov 24 2004 11:11PM
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AT1
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Are you Mormon?
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Nov 24 2004 11:12PM
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Girays_Brother
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i know this nasty mormon girl thats dating her step brother
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Nov 24 2004 11:14PM
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skibio5
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nope
Nov 24 2004 11:14PM
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AT1
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That's sick, insest... Anyway then you don't know what your talking about. I grew up in this stuff not around it
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Nov 24 2004 11:15PM
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skibio5
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just because i'm not mormon doesn't mean i don't know what i'm talking about. my step dad's mormon, and is brigham young's great great great grandkid... i know my shit dude
Nov 24 2004 11:17PM
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mckeeman
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Nov 24 2004 11:21PM
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hemlockjibber8
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haha yeah^
i said it is the extremeist mormons who have multiple wives. its not part of the mass mormons. but there are plenty of mormons that due. entire towns in utah do. i watched the news about one guy taht had 14 wives. there was a heirarchy of wives. the highest being the one he married first. eventually he would marry his daughters. so basically your sister would also be your mother. fucked up. i know thats rare now. but. it still happens way more than it should. oh ya the town in BC that all the mormons form utah go to is called bountiful. they are all multi wive freaks. teh government wants to cut off funding to the public school because all the teachers just preach the extremist mormon beliefes
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Nov 29 2004 8:00PM
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annaSKI
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Get it right, their not called mormons. Everybody just calls them that because their book is the book of mormon, their really called the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints...geeesh.


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