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Andy Parry NEEDS to be in the Olympics

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Lou.
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I personally think that the winter Olympics will be completely filled with super techy doubles and maybe triples and all this mumbo jumbo crap that we now call the pro ski seen. I think it would rejuvinate the event if that line van drove up to Russia and the wizard master himself threw down a run filled with hippie killers, bind souls and other wizard tricks all while eating pizza. Then on the jumps do screamin seamins and knuckle tricks just to show the judges what true freestyle skiing is. All the respect in the world for guys throwin trips and dubs in the olympics, it's just that I enjoy creativity over spin to win anyday. That's just my opinion though.
Aug 4 2013 5:10AM
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shr@gler
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your opinion makes little sense
Aug 4 2013 5:22AM
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pj21
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Why not? (img)http://linetravelingcircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/andy2.jpg(/img)
Aug 4 2013 6:19AM
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pj21
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aaaah i suck at embeding pictures
Aug 4 2013 6:20AM
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FunkySane
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I agree.
Aug 4 2013 6:28AM
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shr@gler
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got ya
Aug 4 2013 7:19AM
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pj21
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thanks :)
Aug 4 2013 7:40AM
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Japaneezy
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Andy Parry? The Wizardman? The king of hippy killer?
Aug 4 2013 8:08AM
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Bogs
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this is just a poorly veiled "i like style more than tech" thread, of which there are already far, far too many on ns. We get it, lots of kids on this site care more about creativity than hucking, you don't need to advertise it to everyone to make sure we all know you're cool.
Aug 4 2013 8:16AM
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future-spins
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Do you know where Russia is?
Aug 4 2013 8:53AM
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NinetyFour
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Andy would get kicked out (or shot) during practice after he tore the rail section apart to make a squaw shaped quad kink.
Aug 4 2013 10:07AM
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DILLINGER
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I second OP's opinion.

He would be the perfect guest at the Olympic Village, with the lack of hygienic facility usage and all.
Aug 4 2013 11:09AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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The line van can totally now drive underwater, they can be there in 2 weeks.
Aug 4 2013 12:40PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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The line van can totally now drive underwater, they can be there in 2 weeks.
Aug 4 2013 12:40PM
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dunesquirrel
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The line van can totally now drive underwater, they can be there in 2 weeks.
Aug 4 2013 1:06PM
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*Frankie*
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Pee in their butts
Aug 4 2013 1:15PM
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tcurle
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He's underrated. Look out shaun white.
Aug 4 2013 2:14PM
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deleted5
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i wouldn't say NEEDS
Aug 4 2013 8:17PM
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Mag
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If he did this on the big air jump he really would be a true wizard
Aug 4 2013 9:25PM
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FreeskiThe603
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Thats what Edollo is for! He brings a focus to style instead of tech. I mean, if it weren't for T-Hall's legendary speech, Henrik would have not even gone for the triple
Aug 4 2013 9:28PM
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Brule.
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I second this.
Aug 4 2013 9:40PM
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UncleGerry
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This thread was a poor, sad attempt at being funny.
Aug 4 2013 10:25PM
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WVskiing
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Well, you can't really compete with a hippy killer format lol
Aug 4 2013 10:44PM
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arnie_grape
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mo spins mo medals mo money
Aug 4 2013 10:49PM
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dvx100
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Me reading this:

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Aug 5 2013 1:09AM
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rickysick
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You're a dumb fuck.
Aug 5 2013 1:50AM
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polmei
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thats what they need delrome for.. BOOOOOM BOMB !
Aug 5 2013 2:01AM
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future-spins
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earlier that comp Henrik asked T-Hall if he should noes bud trip and tanner said no
Aug 5 2013 8:05AM
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Pigeon.
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andy parry using deodorant?
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Aug 6 2013 2:36AM
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RubberSoul
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that's a pretty good idea, but i think it'd be even smarter to send someone who's good at skiing
Aug 6 2013 9:26AM
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Japaneezy
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Are you implying that Andy Parry is not good at skiing?
Aug 6 2013 9:38AM
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skiierman
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The heshlympics needs to happen.
Aug 6 2013 9:44AM
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-SnowSnoli-
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Hot Possie should just be the full olympic team.
Aug 6 2013 10:35AM
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