Old lady voice:
"Oh no! There's a small dent in my car. It was this other 20-something man's fault for causing the accident. I did no wrong. Also, That guy is filming me and I don't want him to post it on YouTume, or else I'll find him, and that's a threat.
"*Starts sobbing and pleading to the cop.* Make him STOP!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO TELL HIM NOT TO FILM!!!"
Cop: "Gawd dammit lady go into your car, sit in there and SHUT UP before I arrest you for disorderly conduct or something like that!!!1!!"
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