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Fun things to do at the beach?

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werd.
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So I just got to the beach yesterday and I'm looking for some fun/creative things to do. +K to whoever comes up with some good ideas. Don't give me generic ideas like go swimming, building sand castles, etc.
Jul 28 2013 1:41PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Swim and build sand castles, you fucking retard.
Jul 28 2013 1:43PM
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GayWolf420
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What else is there to do at the ocean besides swimming, building sand castles/ etc? It's the fucking beach.
Jul 28 2013 1:43PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
The beach sucks for a reason.

Fuck some sluts from new jersey or something.
Jul 28 2013 1:46PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
Jump off the dunes........slay poon idk come on its the fucking beach
Jul 28 2013 1:48PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36683 - Karma: 110,606
OP you're retarded. "Hey I'm going to the beach, don't suggest me the only things you can pretty much do there.
Jul 28 2013 1:48PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
uhh? throw a Frisbee? Throw a football? hollar at fine bitches in bikinis? drown yourself? drink beer? skim board? surf? Get one of those big huge exercise balls and run a flip off of if like those retards in that video posted on her recently?

I mean, really? Is this the first time you've ever been to the beach?
Jul 28 2013 1:49PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
or your friends, that's always a funny prank

/thread
Jul 28 2013 1:52PM
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rockersteez
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Masturbate
Jul 28 2013 1:59PM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
the most obvious thing to do at a beach is to bury someone so only their head is showing
Jul 28 2013 2:06PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
it's obvious you're from an area where there is no beach
Jul 28 2013 2:11PM
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Joebin
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Being at a beach.
Jul 28 2013 2:29PM
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GayWolf420
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Shit sorry, I left out a few minor activities.

You're a retard, too.
Jul 28 2013 2:37PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Dig deep hole
Fill bottom with broken glass
Cover the top with thin sheet and sand
Watch the world burn
Jul 28 2013 2:43PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
football, baseball, whiffle ball, soccer, lacrosse, jai alai, frisbee, volleyball, just lay down and bronze, skimboard, surf, body surf, boogie board, swim out as far as you can, get caught in a rip tide, snorkel, find crabs, find jellyfish, find other sea creatures, go for a walk/run, go fishing, having running races in knee deep water, pick up chicks, build sand castles, build sand sculptures, dig a giant hole, just enjoy yourself cuz you're at the fucking beach and not everybody ever has that wonderful opportunity.
Jul 28 2013 2:52PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
Buy the yard game called can jam. It's huge in wny. Good to play on a beach so you can dive and shit
Jul 28 2013 2:55PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Running over sandcastles and people in a Blokart.

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Jul 28 2013 3:03PM
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YourMomsCouch
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There you go, OP
Jul 28 2013 3:17PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
if you have friends:
bring a volleyball net and plat volleyball
drink beer
bring sloots
Jul 28 2013 3:17PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
If you need to ask a website how to have fun at the beach then there is no fucking hope for you in this world.
Jul 28 2013 3:19PM
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SterlingArcher
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Arrive at Motel 6
Make a thread on newschoolers
Search craigslist escorts
????
Profit
Jul 28 2013 3:21PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
this is the dumbest shit
Jul 28 2013 3:22PM
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LoathesRaisins
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You must have been sheltered.
Jul 28 2013 3:23PM
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coolflash8
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Look at hot bitches
Jul 28 2013 3:27PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
the answer to a lot of things.
Jul 28 2013 3:29PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
1) Find stick
2) Place stick vertically in sand
3) Sit on stick
Jul 28 2013 3:31PM
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feihlination
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seriously dude, life is waaay harder than that.


Jul 28 2013 4:13PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I feel like all of your posts are pretty negative. No offense but you seem like a ginormous douchebag
Jul 28 2013 4:17PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yeah, I'm sure you really didn't intend to offend him with that statement. You're a fucking idiot.

...no offense, bro.
Jul 28 2013 4:24PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Nah, he's just honest.
Jul 28 2013 4:25PM
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pmw
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You know I guess you not living by the beach is a pretty moot point. Even if you did, it isn't like you have any friends to go with
Jul 28 2013 4:36PM
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werd.
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Thank you. I said I wanted creative, not obvious things to do. It doesn't have to be ON the beach, we can drive around and do other shit
Jul 28 2013 4:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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We don't even know what fucking beach you're at, so how could we possibly know what you can do in the area outside the beach?

Either way...how are kids so fucking unimaginative these days that they can't figure out what to do on vacation without the fucking internet? Put down your fucking phone (or laptop - I was just hoping you're not sitting inside on a laptop while at the beach on vacation) and go do something. Anything. Just get off the fucking internet for fuck's sake and stop being such a pathetic bitch.
Jul 28 2013 4:45PM
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SterlingArcher
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.
Jul 28 2013 4:46PM
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Jeebus.
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I ordered you a book, should have all the answers you need.
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Jul 28 2013 4:48PM
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yourthemannowdog
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OP is a pasty white boy who will probably sit around akwardly at the beach for a week despite making a thread on a skiing forum. Imagine if you didn't make a thread asking for advice. He might have already been at the beach sitting awkwardly for another day.
Jul 28 2013 4:58PM
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LoathesRaisins
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OP has white nipples I hear?
Jul 28 2013 5:02PM
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Miomo
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I heard OP doesn't have nips
Jul 28 2013 5:10PM
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werd.
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It's raining asshole. It wasn't even my idea to make this. We had nothing to do so I made it. Sorry if this thread ruined your day :/
Jul 28 2013 5:12PM
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werd.
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You got me!
Jul 28 2013 5:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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pics or GTFO, ya skinny bitch.
Jul 28 2013 5:14PM
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werd.
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Me at the beach last year:



I'm skinny but I don't think I'm very pasty... top me off bitch
Jul 28 2013 5:20PM
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SterlingArcher
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Hay cutie
Jul 28 2013 5:21PM
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werd.
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Please do the same. Wouldn't it be hilarious if you were a skinny whiteboy?
Jul 28 2013 5:22PM
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.AR6rider.
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I asked first!
Jul 28 2013 5:27PM
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Wolfgang.
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Troll the fuck out of people.
Jul 28 2013 5:27PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I didn't even see the pictures above. Pretty much what I expected. Typical skinny high school kid.
Jul 28 2013 5:29PM
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Jeebus.
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a whiteboy with the complexion of a mexican.
Jul 28 2013 5:30PM
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werd.
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Oh no, a skinny high school kid he must be a HUGE faggot for being in shape! Now where are the pics of you mr. perfect?
Jul 28 2013 5:30PM
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SterlingArcher
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incoming... who's the skinniest NSer 2013
Jul 28 2013 5:33PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
WAIT. YOUR THE KID WHO MADE THE THREAD ABOUT HOW HE GOT THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY FUCKING LOST WHEN I REMEMBERED THAT

#internetwarrior
Jul 28 2013 5:36PM
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