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So my uncle is suing apple for being addicted to porn

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Plankton
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this is the article
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/13/chris-sevier-apple-lawsuit-pornography_n_3591917.html

and this is him as well, he sent a picture of himself nude wrapped in an american flag to a country singer he was "obsessed with"

lol thats my uncle

Jul 23 2013 10:25PM
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Momo.
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'Murica
Jul 23 2013 10:26PM
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SamMcChesney
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hahaha wtf dude
Jul 23 2013 10:27PM
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Plankton
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apparently he has a band as well:

Jul 23 2013 10:30PM
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Willgum
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Yeah I always accidentally type fuckbook.com instead of facebook, each time I spiral into a porn addiction too and end up beating my dick raw


Jul 23 2013 10:31PM
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MNS
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Your uncle is a fucking moron.
Jul 23 2013 10:32PM
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Momo.
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a fucking moron with a band.... and a porn addiction
Jul 23 2013 10:35PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'm going to sue my doctor for prescribing me opiates that lead to an opiate addiction.
Jul 23 2013 10:38PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I am your uncle
Jul 23 2013 10:41PM
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Chinchi
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pics or it didn't happen (that he is your uncle)
Jul 23 2013 10:45PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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This. I doubt he's really your uncle

Jul 23 2013 10:47PM
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Plankton
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how do i prove he is my uncle?
Jul 23 2013 10:54PM
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Joebin
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Is this your real uncle or just a man that made you call him uncle in the bathroom stall at a truck stop?
Jul 23 2013 10:55PM
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.frenchy
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No.
Jul 23 2013 10:55PM
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Momo.
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Double_Rainbow's uncle Chris Sevier would beg to differ
Jul 23 2013 10:57PM
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.frenchy
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wrapping yourself in an american flag naked doesn't represent America is what i'm saying. It's disrespectful IMO, hate me all you want, just what I think.
Jul 23 2013 10:59PM
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SFB
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inb4 your uncle makes apple ban pr0n.
Jul 23 2013 11:01PM
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Plankton
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thank you anna
Jul 23 2013 11:01PM
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jahmin44
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Sad thing is you could probably win that. Suing apple on the other hand..
Jul 24 2013 1:31AM
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El_Barto.
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The plot thickens
Jul 24 2013 1:34AM
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Titus69
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thats honestly awesome considering if he wins he will have a shit ton of money. but still not sure thats your uncle if so good for you
Jul 24 2013 1:34AM
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HolySchimmel
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wtf Oo
Jul 24 2013 1:37AM
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youngdtay
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I do not understand what OP gains from lying about this on the internet. Probably nothing. I'd believe it, my relatives have done some pretty crazy stuff.
Jul 24 2013 1:57AM
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SamtheEagle
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I'm sorry you are related to him
Jul 24 2013 2:44AM
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OG_Loc
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"Per the complaint, Sevier's problem began after he tried to visit "Facebook.com," but -- accidentally, he says -- typed "F**kbook.com,""


I'm sure thats exactly what happened...



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Jul 24 2013 3:31AM
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McLS
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This is one of the reasons i love america: you can sue anyone for anything! (and most of the time you actually end up winning...)
Jul 24 2013 7:09AM
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Laurent.
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It's like a worse version of Nickelback.
Jul 24 2013 7:10AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Jul 24 2013 7:50AM
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Plankton
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https://www.facebook.com/chris.sevier2?fref=ts
him
grandma (his mother)
me in this picture on the right

there you go


Jul 24 2013 8:43AM
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DockEllis
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That is fucking stupid and exactly why the US needs to adopt a loser pays legal system.
Jul 24 2013 9:03AM
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speedin
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BINGO!!!!!! It will never happen, this country is run by shady lawyers. The feed on this type of stuff, even the attorneys for Apple. Because it gives them $$$$.


Jul 24 2013 10:48AM
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Kreech
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I don't even...
Jul 24 2013 11:27AM
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Wizerd
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Your uncle seems like the unique snowflake
Jul 24 2013 11:39AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Suing Apple like this is pretty 'murican though.
Jul 24 2013 12:10PM
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GayWolf420
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And suing someone because you can't take responsibility for your own actions, too.
Jul 24 2013 12:15PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Hella 'mrrka
Jul 24 2013 12:19PM
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HolySchimmel
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so true...
Jul 24 2013 12:35PM
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Sophistication.
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Indeed.
Jul 24 2013 12:38PM
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.frenchy
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That is true haha
Jul 24 2013 12:38PM
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1337
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I hear porn addiction can run in families. Y/N?
Jul 24 2013 12:41PM
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Spagett+
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NS class action apple porn lawsuit 2013!!!!!
Jul 24 2013 12:45PM
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MilaKunis
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Porn...addicktion. AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO
Jul 24 2013 12:47PM
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Plankton
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maybe
Jul 24 2013 12:48PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Jul 24 2013 1:47PM
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BabyRoy
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You are just like your uncle
Jun 26 2014 10:01PM
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Garebear
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TIMDYou are just like your uncle


nice bump you piece of shit
Jun 26 2014 10:04PM
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.FRY.
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Garebearnice bump you piece of shit


way to be an asshole you piece of shit
Jun 26 2014 10:08PM
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skiersupreme
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I'm sorry to say it man but your uncles a shithead
Jun 26 2014 10:10PM
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Garebear
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.FRY.way to be an asshole you piece of shit


way an asshole be to of shit you piece
Jun 26 2014 10:10PM
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theabortionator
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I'll just take a seat here
Jun 26 2014 10:11PM
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.FRY.
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Garebearway an asshole be to of shit you piece


way to shit you asshole of piece
Jun 26 2014 10:11PM
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