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Porn to be banned in the UK

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Mag
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"Most households in the UK will have pornography blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced."

Apparently 95% of ISP have agreed already, which means most people are fucked, sure you can always "opt-out" of it, but that's just admittance to your family(wife/parents/children/husband whatever) that you watch porn... not exactly my cup of tea.

A lot of idiocy going on here, a user on reddit summed it up perfectly, but I can't seem to find it anymore, I'll throw it up if I find it. Obviously this won't eliminate people watching it, but for the average user they won't know what to do.



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inb4 fuck bitches
Jul 22 2013 10:57AM
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Troy.
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Well fuck
Jul 22 2013 11:00AM
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act.resist
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Its not banned its blocked.
Jul 22 2013 11:01AM
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Mag
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Jul 22 2013 11:02AM
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Huck_Norris
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Stuff that in your crumpet hole haha
Jul 22 2013 11:03AM
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act.resist
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Fucking watch it if you wanna watch it, its not gone.
Jul 22 2013 11:23AM
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skiierman
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Admitting to whoever else in the house that you watch porn is a problem with you? What is this, the fucking 1950's?

I feel that the person who admits to never having watched porn is going to be more embarrassed than a dude who watches it multiple times a day.
Jul 22 2013 11:33AM
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Mag
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I know in your house you all masturbate together, but that's not how we do it here.
Jul 22 2013 11:35AM
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NedStark
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Here is the comment you were talking about: http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1irsvg/all_19m_homes_connected_to_the_internet_to_be/cb7f72j
Jul 22 2013 11:40AM
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skiierman
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Yeah by the sounds you're all a bunch of little kids that giggle when they hear the word "penis".
Jul 22 2013 11:42AM
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GayWolf420
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LOL and they give us shit for not banning guns
Jul 22 2013 11:42AM
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brotherdad
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Oh great now the only thing they can wank to is the queen on their money
Jul 22 2013 11:52AM
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tomPietrowski
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It's just a family filter guys. Google ha had it for years. It's just a case of turning it off. It's to stop households with small kids being able to access unsuitable stuff. Nothing is really changing its just that the option will be on by default now rather then family's having to turn it on.
Jul 22 2013 11:59AM
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Bmo.
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Don't act like penis doesn't make you laugh

@UK people, just use a USA VPN and you're all set
Jul 22 2013 12:12PM
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McLS
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HAHAHAHA

but in all seriousness, for anyone who knows how to use a computer, this should not be a big problem. Chances are something like spotflux will even work, or some vpn. And if that doesn't work, then tor with a couple of bridges and a sticker on your webcam will do perfectly (well, if u have a shit connection, then it'll take ages to download but...)
Jul 22 2013 12:26PM
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howlongcanausern
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liberals want you to believe that the government knows what's best for you....look out US
Jul 22 2013 12:34PM
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Turkelton
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HAHAHAAHAHA It's the right wing blocking it you idiot, Fucking hell, You're a div
Jul 22 2013 12:56PM
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howlongcanausern
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do you understand sarcasm/satire? or are you just dense?
Jul 22 2013 1:15PM
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RubberSoul
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well actually, this particular policy is an extremely conservative nanny state measure. control of the internet under the guise of puritan "family values" rhetoric is about as far from the liberal standpoint as you can get
Jul 22 2013 1:18PM
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howlongcanausern
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you're so misinformed.
Jul 22 2013 1:29PM
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RubberSoul
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about what exactly? i'm fairly confident i know more about this than you do
Jul 22 2013 1:44PM
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Huck_Norris
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You're so retarded.




Jul 22 2013 1:59PM
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Bateman
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lol i love you magnus this made me giggle like a little schoolgirl
Jul 22 2013 2:03PM
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Kreech
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Best usage of the word 'dense' I've heard in many winters.
Jul 22 2013 2:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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Give skiierman's mom a call, she'll take care of you.
Jul 22 2013 2:07PM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh in that case just rub sand in your eyes, it's exactly like wanking except for gingers.


Jul 22 2013 2:23PM
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Laurent.
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You can thank the Daily Mail. They lead the charge against online porn.
Now as our moral saviour will the DM now be campaigning against tabloids that show exploitative pictures of women and regularly pick fault in their appearance?

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Dwarftosser1
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Those are really short headlines for the DM...
Jul 22 2013 2:29PM
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Jul 22 2013 2:32PM
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Turkelton
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How the fuck was that Sarcasm? You little shit
Jul 22 2013 3:42PM
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Flyon
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You dont even need a vpn, just use AnonymoX, it's a Forefox plugin that works basically like a VPN but not as tricky.
Jul 22 2013 3:42PM
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MNS
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How can they ban porn? You could still just torrent a porno movie in high quality..
Jul 22 2013 3:49PM
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Bombogenesis
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semi related...the local news stations broke from whatever was on to have "Breaking Coverage" about the fact that Kate and William or whatever his name is had a baby.

Who the fuck actually cares? Some 85 year old pruny grandmother? Chaps my ass.
Jul 22 2013 3:54PM
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tomPietrowski
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^ they are not banning porn, they are banning the more dodgy stuff which I would think most people would agree with. The other part is just getting ips to put a family filter on by default. Most family's would have had this any way and if you want to you can just turn it off. Nothing is really changing.
Jul 22 2013 3:56PM
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howlongcanausern
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the birth of a future leader of a first world nation might be important to some, but thanks for posting about it even though you dont care
Jul 22 2013 4:00PM
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ohboy
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Better start downloading Magnus.
Jul 22 2013 4:00PM
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Bombogenesis
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@ thinking that the royal family still does jack dick in the UK. If you're joking you got me but if not you need to hit teh googles.
Jul 22 2013 4:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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It's truly a shame nobody will ever see it though.





teeheehee










Jul 22 2013 4:14PM
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RubberSoul
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no response, what a surprise...
Jul 22 2013 4:30PM
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howlongcanausern
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you are now manually blinking and breathing
Jul 22 2013 4:33PM
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Bateman
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inb4 potato boats
Jul 22 2013 4:36PM
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ElMexicano
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Here's part of a comment from reddit   "...I don't know anyone who has campaigned for or against this and haven't even heard anything about it, facts are this has nothing to do with the subject its about, it is to do with installing a filter and making that routine so the public will accept it for when they start to block anything they don't want the public to see."

This isn't about child protection or porn it's about a government getting accesses to a huge ass web filter.
Jul 22 2013 4:44PM
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Jul 22 2013 5:38PM
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Heart
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Inb4 porn viewership goes up even further because people are curious about it. VPN and proxy use will probably skyrocket as well.
Jul 22 2013 5:48PM
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Mag
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I'll soon be like that Brazilian guy who died.

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Jul 22 2013 9:47PM
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corona
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I'm going to watch porn right now in solidarity of those opposing this bill.
Jul 22 2013 9:54PM
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Mag
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I feel a better way to show your opposition is to expose your genitalia to school children
Jul 22 2013 9:58PM
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chicken
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I hate when governments try to pull this kind of shit but I also hate the porn companies so overall I don't give a fuck. plus I don't live in the UK so I REALLY don't give a fuck.
Jul 22 2013 10:01PM
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minihef
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Whereas you start salivating.
Jul 22 2013 10:26PM
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Petey.
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On the bright side, America still has porn.
Jul 22 2013 10:44PM
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Rossberger
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Thanks Obama
Jul 22 2013 11:06PM
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