Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
Oh if only hiding and autoplaying youtube videos was still allowed...
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
You deserve it. You were driving that house like an idiot.
Skiierman is a cash-rabid cyborg forged in the fires of Mt. Doom and hell-bent on destroying the human race
pros follow skiierman around
Skierman is the truth
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
Skiierman's dirty little secret is that he is the iota of truth.
i keep in shape by eating a lot of pussy and pushing kids off their bikes. -*TACO-DOG*
well according to bill pullman, today the world celebrates its independence day, free of the tyranny of intergalactic squid monsters. god bless you will smith and jeff goldblum. god bless you. -Anathema$