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How did you break up?

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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
so ns, what's the weirdest/harshest way you've broken up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

mine is probably a time in high school when i wrote it down on a piece of paper and threw it at his head during math.

ready set go
Jul 8 2013 11:55PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
Got broken up with so she could go back to her old boyfriend the next day.
2 years later: fucked her, got invited by her to her party the next week and fucked her best friend in her bed when she was asleep
Jul 8 2013 11:59PM
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P3RPL3N1NJ4
Posts: 50 - Karma: 37
She had her friend tell me that she was breaking up with me. It was sixth grade...
Jul 9 2013 12:02AM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
high school a few after her friend broke up with my friend before the last class of the day so i had to think of it all during that
Jul 9 2013 12:15AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I'm guessing your boyfriend just dumped you...
Jul 9 2013 12:16AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
My ex-girl (who I'm friends with) texted me and told me she texted her ex saying she wanted him to "fuck her so hard tonight". I confronted her about it, broke up with her, then leaked her nudes

gf bitch
Jul 9 2013 12:19AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
nah just bored
Jul 9 2013 12:21AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
You sound like a bitch. Go you!
Jul 9 2013 12:23AM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
2 weeks ago i pulled the "don't have time" move... she saw right through it pretty sure
Jul 9 2013 12:24AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I'm also guessing you did it because your bitchy friends told you too, then proceeded to laugh at him with your friends as he sat there more than likely, depressed as fuck.
Jul 9 2013 12:25AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
actually no, it was a solo move, he was the only one i talked to in that class, and it was because he slept with my now ex best friend, every weekend for the entirety of our 4 month relationship.

the bitchyness felt great
:)
Jul 9 2013 12:29AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
1. Never dated anyone
2. Never been broken up with
3. ????
4. Profit

Except the whole lonely thing..
Jul 9 2013 12:32AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that's rape bro
Jul 9 2013 12:58AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
took her v card and then never talked to her again. at least not until several years later. harsh, i know, but i was young and an asshole.
Jul 9 2013 1:01AM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
She didn't trust me... so I broke up with her.
Jul 9 2013 1:03AM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
i told him i loved him then the next day told him over AIM that we should prob just be friends. i forgot about this story but now that im older this is hilarious. Whoops.
Jul 9 2013 1:06AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Do what I do and fill it with getting belligerently drunk and trying to hook up with random chicks
Jul 9 2013 1:46AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Is that some old testament shit?
Jul 9 2013 1:47AM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
just a long harsh realization of friendzoning. does it count as friend zone if you get drunk and make out a lot?

worked out better in the end anyway
Jul 9 2013 1:51AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
None of my breakups have been through human interaction. First was through a note, passed across a class in grade 6. Second was msn, and the last one was my girlfriend telling me that she cheated on me, and that we should still be friends and shit, throguh a text.


I fucking hate girls.
Jul 9 2013 1:59AM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
You must be ugly as fuck.



But seriously, good for you.
No gain, no loss
Jul 9 2013 1:59AM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
Pretty much this
Jul 9 2013 2:03AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
exceptional amounts of this
Jul 9 2013 2:08AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Op is a dirty slut
Jul 9 2013 2:25AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Do i make you moist sweetheart?
Jul 9 2013 2:28AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
In all honesty, i think its obvious op isnt that hot. If she was she would hsve enough self esteem not to break up with someone like that. Prove me wrong op and post pictures of yourself to the contrary. Either way by the time you hit 25 its guarunteed that youre goung to be beat as fuck. Enjoy your teeny bopper years whore, youre not going to be hot shit forever
Jul 9 2013 2:39AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
well obviously i have more self esteem then i did sophomore year in highschool
i was honestly just curious on the subject, this thread is not about me, but hey keep bashin!
Jul 9 2013 2:54AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
This is perfect
Jul 9 2013 3:09AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
You seem to know alot about that. Personal experience?
Jul 9 2013 3:30AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
op is actually good looking with a cute smile /thread
Jul 9 2013 3:55AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I made a girl buy me a bagel then dumped her In the parking lot.
Jul 9 2013 4:12AM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
at a red light on a sunday
Jul 9 2013 5:40AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
In a straight up blowout at Mohegan. Bitch was drunk as fuck and acting a fool, I had to ignore her as we walked back to the car and she was screaming all through the casino after us. Had to drive her blackout ass all the way home, carry her into her house, put her on her bed and walked out. In the morning she had a bad headache, very little recollection and no bf.
Jul 9 2013 7:34AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Once after a really drunk night in which I had a one-night stand, the other party was convinced that I was now her boyfriend. I wasn't convinced

Then two days later I accidentally made love to the (unbeknownst to me) roommate of my supposedly girlfriend. She suddenly came home and saw us in the act in her bed.

It was awkward and terribly confusing. Also she promised me that her brother will give me a right pummeling, so to this day I live in fear.
Jul 9 2013 8:04AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
I was dating a guy years ago that was a control freak (obvi didnt see that at the time) and he wasnt keen on me seeing my friends, drinking and/or smoking. In any event, I organized a mixer for our firm because we had a huge new group come in and figured a boat/booze cruise would be the best way for everyone to get to know each other. Considering I wasnt allowed to drink, I had a few and next thing you know I'm plastered. I get to my place, get a key in my front door and the door swings wide open with him in there glaring at me. I walk into the house and we got into argument about me being drunk. He pushed me at one point and I fell into my fireplace mantle, cracked a few of the tiles and passed out there. I woke up in the morning with a raging hangover and him yelling at me. So I waited a while for him to leave for the office, got all of his shit together and tossed it outside on to the sidewalk. Called him a few minutes later and told him where to get his stuff and that I was done with him. Best thing I ever did.
Jul 9 2013 8:04AM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Never did. Bought an engagement ring last weekend. My life is over.
Jul 9 2013 8:09AM
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Mag
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I have a feeling I might have done it by text once...
Jul 9 2013 8:33AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I pulled the whole "I don't have time" thing. Ended great.

Then I fucked someone else, she found out, went apeshit.

Now I message her mom on Facebook. True story.
Jul 9 2013 8:34AM
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esotericjive
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Jul 9 2013 12:13PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
MSN, over the phone and email.

One would say I'm a coward?
Jul 9 2013 12:27PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I dated this girl once when I was about to be a Junior in high school, grade 11 for all you not from the states. We had dated through summer then I got to my new school and met this super awesome girl in class, and decided I wanted her more than I wanted my girlfriend. I decided best way to end my relationship was to not make any contact with my girlfriend at all.

Basically I didn't talk to her for like 2 weeks and then when I finally did I told her we were over. It was rude.
Jul 9 2013 1:00PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
it was bad....i had her come to my house...we sat in my room and then we talked for awhile...i was like yah this isn't working. shifted all the blame on me, explained why we weren't working out....afterwards we hugged and she was still sitting on my bed....then she started to talk to me like everything was fine....she thought after i hugged her we weren't gonna break up.
i felt bad cause i kinda led her on, a nd then cause she didn't wanna walk by my dad crying she peaced trhough my window.

Jul 9 2013 1:02PM
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JAHBRADOR
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When i was like 15, I broke up with my GF and spread a rumor that she had a stinky vagina.



High School.
Jul 9 2013 1:03PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
well my girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me through a text message. So pathetic its almost funny.
Jul 9 2013 1:06PM
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awelton
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Me: Moved from MN to UT for school and didn't tell her.

Sloot: Got a notifcation on my fb that I was no longer in a relationship with said sloot

Jul 9 2013 1:08PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I don't talk to girls
Jul 9 2013 1:08PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Cunt-punt.



.....she understood.
Jul 9 2013 1:50PM
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
February 13th
Jul 9 2013 2:08PM
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act.resist
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Skype call i guess. It was while i was at school so there wasn't much i could do.
Jul 9 2013 2:13PM
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Dan.
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
Jul 9 2013 2:14PM
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