last night i got super trashed at some randoms girls house that i dont know with a bunch of friends and full on blacked out. we went swimming and thats all i remember. this morning i woke up in my car completely naked. i found a bunch of my clothes just soaking wet with i dont know what and it looks like my chest and back got attacked with a cheese grater. i then realized i was still drunk and unable to drive so my bestfriend drove me to work after she dropped her iphhone in a cup of tequila.
alright NS lets here your crazy 4th of july stories