Here comes the weird part: Around three nights a week, he comes into the apartment drunk. We hang for a little. (this isn't my place, its another guy's in my friend group) The girl then, without fail will whisper in our friends ear, and they will walk into the bathroom together. We of course yell and bang on the bathroom door, but there are NO NOISES inside. usually around 10-20 minutes later they come out and instantly go to bed. They do it scientifically. Without variation or distraction.
This is where you come in, detective newschoolers. We need to know what they are doing, because reasons. Here are your clues:
1) They are EXTREMELY quiet.
2) No running water can be heard in the bathroom.
3) They always have bloody noses, or at least say that's why the garbage can is filled with bloody tissues.
4) They often have done this in the middle of what seems like a fun night, with multiple guests over.
5) Both have been drinking obsessively
6) Also she's ugly
Your job is to guess what in the fork and knife cutlery set they are doing.
+k for answers that make me lolol