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Kanye and Kim name daughter 'North West'

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zbphoto
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Yup, that happened...

http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/20/kim-kardashian-baby-name-north-west-kanye/

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Jun 21 2013 9:44PM
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DeRizzo
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Fucking retards. The only directional name I kinda liked was Easton West, but even that is a stretch.
Jun 21 2013 9:49PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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This could possibly be the worst name I have ever heard of. Even a name like Meta World Peace sounds normal when compared to this.
Jun 21 2013 9:54PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I would of gone with a name like Wallisch West. Then their baby would of been a boss.
Jun 21 2013 9:56PM
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EricCartman
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What an idiot
Jun 21 2013 10:00PM
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NinetyFour
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I like the name North. But god damn, doing it when your last name is west... Weeeowww.
Jun 21 2013 10:02PM
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stupendous-man
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hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Jun 21 2013 10:06PM
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1080bio
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well there are these names...

http://elitedaily.com/humor/celebrity-children-names-that-would-be-equally-as-stupid-as-north-west/
Jun 21 2013 10:17PM
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Bogs
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Wait, so like, is it first name "North," middle name "West," or just first name "North West" and last name Kardashian, or is it first name "North," last name "West?"
Jun 21 2013 11:57PM
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Bogs
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either way, poor kid.
Jun 21 2013 11:57PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Kanye West is the father, North first name, West last name
Jun 22 2013 12:00AM
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tcurle
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The kid was fucked either way, doesn't matter what her name is.
Jun 22 2013 12:06AM
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pmw
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if by fucked you mean set for life, i agree
Jun 22 2013 1:05AM
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Backyard.Skier
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ahhh fuck, why cant they just pick a regular name for it
Jun 22 2013 1:06AM
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Static
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no shit??? where did you get this info?
Jun 22 2013 7:47AM
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CliffyByro
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guys hate all you want, but that kids going straight to the top

and slightly to the left...
Jun 22 2013 8:00AM
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CheddarJack
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Haaaa that was clever
Jun 22 2013 12:11PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Read the quote, the kid thought that baby's last name was Kardashian
Jun 22 2013 12:15PM
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technique.
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being from Chicago, he shoudla went with Mid West
Jun 22 2013 12:23PM
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*geezer*
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better than "Blue Ivy". Much respect for Beyonce, but "Blue Ivy" is straight out of My Little Pony.
Jun 22 2013 1:10PM
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taylor_swagt
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trouble trouble
Jun 22 2013 1:12PM
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.Rybak.
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At least they didn't name him/her blanket..
Jun 22 2013 1:41PM
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Static
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Why wouldn't it be kardashian? Or did you not know the standard procedure for naming a bastard?
Jun 22 2013 2:26PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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Naming your kid after colors is retarded in the first place.
Jun 22 2013 2:30PM
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Bogs
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Sure, but they aren't married, so wouldn't her last name be Kardashian, as Kim's last name is Kardashian...
Jun 22 2013 2:34PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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oh, i didn't know they weren't married, but still I'm pretty sure his last name is West
Jun 22 2013 3:02PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Fuck, the baby is a girl, so her last name is West
Jun 22 2013 3:04PM
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Bogs
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...what does the baby being a girl have to do with anything?
Jun 22 2013 3:13PM
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profa_212
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My girlfriends name is Amber.....which IMO is the one of the only acceptable color names.
Jun 22 2013 3:21PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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i said his by mistake, i was just correcting myself
Jun 22 2013 3:21PM
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deleted5
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Idk man "liberal skier" what did you do for that name, lose a bet?
Jun 22 2013 4:55PM
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TheClap.
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Lol at the haters, this kid is already more successful then yall will ever be
Jun 22 2013 8:11PM
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danderson.
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Jun 22 2013 8:12PM
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K-Dot.
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I'm just glad he didn't name her after his mother
Jun 22 2013 10:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I can't believe you all care this much....
Jun 22 2013 10:08PM
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Dingo69
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Who the fuck cares
Jun 22 2013 10:27PM
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ILLinoisance
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Shoulda named it wild. Is success now measured by the popularity of your parents?
Jun 22 2013 10:30PM
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TheClap.
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Given the opportunities it will have, yes
Jun 22 2013 10:41PM
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Bogs
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Probably depends on how you define "successful"
Jun 22 2013 10:51PM
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TheClap.
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Don't need to worry about money ever and can do whatever the fux they want. American dream son
Jun 22 2013 11:12PM
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Forcillo
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Jun 22 2013 11:35PM
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ILLinoisance
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Right, because its not about accomplishing goals that you can be proud of. It's about having shitty parents and an ass ton of money. Kid will probably end up following the path of every other degenerate child star with shitty parents.
Jun 22 2013 11:37PM
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Chubz.
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aka, the black amanda bynes.
Jun 22 2013 11:53PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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So Kim's vagina is the North West Passage?
Jun 23 2013 1:02AM
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ILLinoisance
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Now she can make a high end clothing line and call it "North by North West"
Jun 23 2013 1:14AM
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TheClap.
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Someone is a brokeboi who caught feelings
Jun 23 2013 1:24AM
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1337
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In 18 years he gonna find out it isn't even his
Jun 23 2013 1:30AM
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ILLinoisance
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Someone can't come up with a legitimate response.
Jun 23 2013 1:30AM
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annex_
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this is real? I heard about this but thought this was a joke.
Jun 23 2013 1:36AM
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TheClap.
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It's the real world son, your jealous you will never be them or have the opportunity that the kid will have. Nugget said, keep talking shit on ppl you done know, keep flipping burgers with that American dream on ur mind
Jun 23 2013 1:48AM
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ILLinoisance
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kk bb, sry.
Jun 23 2013 2:18AM
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