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Where the hell is Ian Cosco?

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yohoe
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It has come to my attention that Chug has seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. Where is this man that has brought so much joy and hate to the lives of a mediocrely/small amount of people. I have devised a list of possible Chug whereabouts. Please, contribute your own ideas too.

1. Jail for pedophilia
2. Jail for public nudity
3. Jail for partying too hard
4. Jail for public intoxication
5. Jail for drug use
6. Jail for drug dealing
7. Jail for driving an unlicensed plane
8. Jail for driving a plane without a license
9. Lost in the Canadian wilderness
10. Living in a beach house in Mexico (where he's obviously from) happily married to Cheese
11. Hell
12. Re-incarnated as David Lesh


The facts are there people.

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Jun 17 2013 1:03PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
He was so ashamed of his terrible Chug Life videos that he quit skiing forever to avoid further humiliation.
Jun 17 2013 1:19PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
well that escalated quickly

Jun 17 2013 1:23PM
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Huck_Norris
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inb4 Costco.
Jun 17 2013 1:23PM
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Peter.
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shit i was too late
Jun 17 2013 1:42PM
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Huck_Norris
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning... To get up earlier than me.
Jun 17 2013 1:44PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
dude its almost 2 oclock in the afternoon
Jun 17 2013 1:51PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
OP is Chug. Word is he had a sex change so he could make Canada's Olympic Team.
Jun 17 2013 2:17PM
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
i bet he is balls deep in some $10 whore
Jun 17 2013 2:26PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
you shut your mouth right now.
Jun 17 2013 2:28PM
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Huck_Norris
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Hey man, somewhere on earth it's early.
Jun 17 2013 2:44PM
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HWW
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For OP's fail.
Jun 17 2013 3:04PM
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Anchorfilms
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What Really Happened
Jun 17 2013 5:11PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
he gave up because he washed up AF and did it to himself by drinking too much and not actually skiing
Jun 17 2013 5:42PM
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Blake.P
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I work there. Fuck costco
Jun 17 2013 6:09PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
I keep reading this thread title as "Where the hell is Colorado"
Jun 17 2013 6:17PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Jun 17 2013 6:23PM
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JAHBRADOR
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How...?
Jun 17 2013 6:36PM
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yohoe
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13. Jail for illegal immigration
Jun 17 2013 8:03PM
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**kaylayip**
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Or homeless on the Canadian streets
Jun 18 2013 2:18AM
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Online_Alien
Posts: 123 - Karma: 50
Decided to spend his remaining trust fund money by moving in next door to this place in the Philippines:

http://www.hobbithousemanila.com/

Yes, they have hookers.
Jun 18 2013 8:45AM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
getting shit drunk because he realized chug life is a fucking atrocity and his last name is in resemblance of fucking grocery store chain.
Jun 18 2013 10:40AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
i can tell your a bit of a pussy

chug life was the greatest thing that ever happened to NS and everyday he doesn't put out a new one NS gets a bit gayer
Jun 18 2013 12:29PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3336 - Karma: 5,677
Didn't see anything about hookers, but if you read between the lines it sounds suspicious:
"They had the right tenderness but not oily... and jicama on the side... It was above average."
Jun 18 2013 2:10PM
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danderson.
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Probably putting on a wetsuit inside out.
Jun 18 2013 2:45PM
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Truetape
Posts: 291 - Karma: 227
you keep reading it? so you continue to make the same strange mistake?
Jun 18 2013 3:36PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
that was joe, I have no idea how I know that
Jun 18 2013 5:57PM
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Flying_Bear
Posts: 99 - Karma: 117
chug is a cool version of david lesh
Jun 18 2013 6:05PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Ha
Jun 18 2013 6:16PM
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BigScaryLarry
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in all seriousness there is a decent probability that he was in fact an alcoholic and went to rehab. we believe in you chug
Jun 18 2013 9:47PM
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PKchu
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For all we know he could be in the process of making a new Chug Life in secret right now...
Jun 18 2013 11:46PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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This
Jun 18 2013 11:54PM
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Ehh...
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He must be too cool for everything obviously. I mean I haven't even seen him on NS. Maybe the man got so drunk he got a life.
Jun 19 2013 1:02AM
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tiger_shart
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what happened to sleepy schusters?
Jun 19 2013 1:52PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
yep
Sep 28 2013 8:25PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
man i miss chug

Sep 28 2013 8:33PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
he was actually working towards getting some certification so he could be a private pilot im pretty sure..
Sep 28 2013 9:05PM
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skiierman
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About two years ago someone killed his wiener dog and he's been out for revenge ever since... hunting down the man that wronged him.


Sep 28 2013 9:38PM
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CrotchKiller
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who cares?
Sep 28 2013 11:06PM
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STAUSS
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cause the man is a legend and made some of the best webisodes ever?
Sep 28 2013 11:11PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
He's trapped under a god damn frying pan...
Sep 28 2013 11:16PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
man i miss Clarke//he was on another level at the time.
Sep 29 2013 12:50AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
Nooooooo!!!! No no no! It's goooooone!
Sep 29 2013 1:39AM
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NPF
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Sep 29 2013 5:51AM
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pastysmasher
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I heard he set his insides on fire when a blue angel went wrong.
Sep 29 2013 6:29AM
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