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Most embarrassing interaction with a stranger

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
once in middle school i was riding my bike home and i really had to take a piss so i set my bike down on the path and peed over a fence. while i was relieving myself some random guy came flying by nad hit my bike and got smacked by the ground. I watched this whole thing while still peeing. of course he got really angry and told me to go die. so i ran away.
Jun 15 2013 9:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
One time I railed some Viagra, stripped down to a Ronald Reagan mask, and chased joggers around the duck pond
Jun 15 2013 9:25PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
this didnt happen to me, but today at work one of our servers was training a new waitress and she said to the trainee "Look at that lady over there with the big old bug eyes." and the trainee looked at her completely seriously and said "That's my mom." and it was in fact her mom.
Jun 15 2013 9:30PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
nice did you get any of them?
Jun 16 2013 12:53AM
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the.hellion.
Posts: 861 - Karma: 698
fully ducking after getting dive-bombed by a pigeon, right after laughing at a girl who ducked when a pigeon dive bombed her.
Jun 16 2013 1:09AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
e-stalk.
Jun 16 2013 1:12AM
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Tyler.A
Posts: 164 - Karma: 338
Hugged a random guy from behind who I thought was my dad.
Jun 16 2013 2:26AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Meant to say pizookie, but accidently told a group of business to make sure they ordered the Bukkake from BJ's.

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Any easy mistake to make.
Jun 16 2013 3:17AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
both are great so no harm done
Jun 16 2013 3:21AM
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Rachy
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business men.

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2:30 am... can't sleep. Dyslexia + fatigue.. probably how the bukkake slip came about in the first place.
Jun 16 2013 3:30AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
too many to name, once i was seeing if a guys car was unlocked because he had some really cool sunglasses, generally stupid thing to do, and he ended up being right behind me.
Jun 16 2013 3:39AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I don't really bad head injury and I need to get a CAT scan In a hospital. So I'm sitting on the table shot up with morphine I said something along those line to the female doctor After we're done with this can I get your number because I think you're really cute and I want to take you want to date, She was in her 30's. I don't remember much from those next couple weeks that's one memory that's stuck in my head.
Jun 16 2013 3:54AM
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danderson.
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Years ago, I was at a clothing store with the mom. We had separated at one point and I must have forgotten because I was looking down at a pair of pants explaining something for like 5 minutes straight to a complete stranger thinking it was my mom. I didn't even apologize when I looked up and realized, just kind of awkwardly walked away.
Jun 16 2013 4:09AM
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Laurent.
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I once borrowed my neighbours Porsche 911 as a means to impress a material girl on a date.
Everything went fine and smooth and we skip to the moment after dinner, I offer her a ride home, she said yes.

We walk out the door to the street, I put my key in the black Porsche and the door won't open. I try again, again, again and again. I try the other door. For around 10min I'm feverishly trying to get into the car, I had gathered quite a crowd of onlookers when I'm suddenly approached by a men who asks what I'm doing with his car, I explain it's my car but the lock doesn't work.

He then points at a black Porsche 911 parked two spots away and says: "I think that's yours."
That was the most embarrassing 20m walk of my life as everyone laughed. The girl didn't like it either.
Jun 16 2013 6:07AM
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turducken
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Yep, confirmed.
Jun 16 2013 6:21AM
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deleted5
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That was posted at 3:30am on a Saturday night, cut me a break.
Jun 16 2013 2:04PM
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SFB
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not ok.
Jun 16 2013 2:20PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7265 - Karma: 33,276
a guy was holding a door for my friend and as my friend walked through it they guy acted like he was going to shut it on him. So my friend laughed thinking it was a joke. Turns out the guy had a hook for a hand and it got stuck in the door so it looked like my friend was laughing at his hook.
Jun 16 2013 3:38PM
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Motes
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sig'd
Jun 16 2013 5:29PM
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J-MAX-P
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i was at a fair and some random ass guy asked if i wear a bra
Jun 16 2013 5:41PM
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Bachto
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I work retail and when I first started working there I asked one of my coworkers to get a dressing room for mid 40's women and instead of saying "can you get a dressing room for this nice lady" I said "can you get a dressing room for this fine lady" I felt like an idiot

Jun 16 2013 9:26PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
thats not bad. you probably made some 40 yr old woman feel better about herself.
Jun 16 2013 10:49PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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One time in middle school I walked into a car that looked exactly like mine and sat in the front seat and had the most awkward moment of my life with some random mom.
Jun 16 2013 11:29PM
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no_steeze
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i was anally raping this woman in an alleyway once and halfway through i was all like "wait a tick, you're not mrs. wilkinson from the wednesday night fellowship, you're just a random stranger!" classic mixup. needless to say, after the jail time i raped mrs. wilkinson for real. fucking daggered that ho
Jun 16 2013 11:37PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Once I was in a girl store, looking around and what not, and I go to the back of the store where all the lingerie is, and there was this guy in what looked to be his 50s, he dropped a thong, picked it up and sniffed it, like he was trying to snort it up his damn nose. I proceeded to get the fuck outta there.
Jun 17 2013 1:27AM
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Cleapster
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Standing inline at subway when I was like 6 with my mom and with out realizing she left I hugged the person in front of me then realizing it was not my mom quickly getting aw
Jun 17 2013 3:23AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Me and my brother were coming back from a park near our house today and were biking down this bikepath when this girl about my age was going the opposite way. Right when we were about to pass eachother on the path she suddenly swerved and violently went over the bars into the bushes near the trail for no apparent reason. We stopped to see if she was OK and she got up and glanced awkwardly at me and my brother and then quickly biked away. It was more awkward for her obviously, but funny nonetheless.
Jun 17 2013 3:36AM
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SamColby
Posts: 644 - Karma: 2,006
One time I was walking home from school and cut through this path, so I stop in the middle of the path to take a piss, and I'm just staring down at my dick while I piss, not paying attention to my surroundings. All of a sudden I look up and this guy is walking right towards me starring at me, and I'm just standing there pissing in his direction, I zipped up my pants and dipped the fuck away
Jun 17 2013 7:52AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
I was waiting with a friend a cross walk and as I was on the edge of the sidewalk, I turned around to spit onto the grass beside me. Then at that moment, a lady and her baby with a stroller pull up right beside me to get by, I didn't notice her at all, and at that point it was too late. I spit on the stroller and almost on the baby's face. Said sorry about 10 times then wiped it off with my sleeve, offered to go get water to clean it off better, etc. She was pissed and had every right to be.
Jun 17 2013 7:59AM
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wynnyk
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waiting *at a cross walk
Jun 17 2013 8:01AM
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Mag
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-and that's the last time I went shopping with my dad
Jun 17 2013 10:22AM
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fortyvalve
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the fist bump/high five dilemma is always the worst with people you occasionally see but aren't great friends with. another awkward encounter was during a solo day at mt snow and i was in the trials, was pretty far OB so figured no one would be around so i sparked a J then had to piss, started going and of course mid stream this dude skis through and rolls up, says "shit sorry dude" and the area where we were he had to like turn around to get out so him just standing there for a few extras seconds added to the awkwardness
Jun 17 2013 11:54AM
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Mr.Sloth
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The jokes one you, because "Mrs. Wilkinso" was actually me
Jun 17 2013 5:27PM
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SFB
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are you ok? was he too rough?
Jun 17 2013 5:45PM
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GIF
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ew
Jun 17 2013 10:53PM
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KingGeedorah
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I was hiking with my family and about halfway in I really had to take a shit. And it's a busy trail for whatever reason. So, on the way down from the summit, I just cannot take it anymore, so I go slightly off the trail, really only about 15 or 20 feet away if that, and find a place to shit. The tree coverage wasn't great either, and if anyone so happened to look to the side of the trail they could easily see me. Anyways, this whole experience is wildly uncomfortable. Some guy and his family are hiking down and he stops in front of his group and says, "Wow, it smells like shit... It smells like somebody just took a shit in the woods. No, it smells like someone is taking a shit in the woods right this moment." So I became even more uncomfortable than I was already, but lucky for me, they moved on.
Jun 17 2013 11:15PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
I was in the parking lot of an equipment dealer, and my completely sober self needs to take a shit. So I did the completely rational thing, and fulfilled my dream. I climbed up in to the raised bucket of a huge komatsu loader, and began to let it go. The conversation with the employee was a bit akward.
Jun 19 2013 11:19PM
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dan1080
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was at a concert at SPAC and jumped with all my weight on to my "buddy's" back.....long story short, was just an exact look alike
Jun 20 2013 1:23AM
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SFB
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scrub
Jun 21 2013 12:02AM
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yourboibob
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it would have been funny if they caught you
Aug 19 2013 5:42PM
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SterlingArcher
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The awkward bro handshake fist bump thing that always messes up somehow and leaves you feeling stupid
Aug 19 2013 7:01PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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that was always my biggest fear
Aug 19 2013 7:20PM
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Deluge
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I was 15 and at fireworks for 4th of July with some friends and after the grand finale everyone is walking back to the cars, I see one of my friends (girl) and run up to her from behind and grab her hand and say "hey cutie" jokingly.. turns out it wasnt her but a total random that I was now holding hands with. I just was like "uhh sorry" and briskly walked away.
Aug 19 2013 8:31PM
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Titus69
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once in the grocery store when i was 5 or 6 there was some lady who looked like my mom so i hugged her when my real mom was next to me laughing
or when i thought i saw my friend so i yelled his name running up to him and it was not him shit happens a lot though
Aug 20 2013 12:22AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I was walking down the hallway with a large boner because I had just watched the Party in the USA music video. The guy in front of me stopped suddenly, and I ran into him, penetrating his butthole through our pants.
Aug 20 2013 12:47AM
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RimJobber
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I work at a waterpark and I was going down a slide that you go face first on a mat on your stomach. I jumped the middle part and the mat went crooked, so I slid down with my waist and below off the mat. It pulled my shorts down and I was sliding on my dick so I stand up as quick as possible and start cussing about my dick being slid on and there was a mom standing right in front of me who saw my dick and heard me cussing.
Aug 20 2013 12:56AM
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.Rybak.
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small*
Aug 20 2013 1:07AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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You've really hurt my feelings.
Aug 20 2013 1:08AM
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.Rybak.
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Aug 20 2013 1:14AM
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SFB
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thats happened far too many times
Aug 20 2013 8:45AM
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Willgum
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just try to be this smooth
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Aug 20 2013 9:04AM
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