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Ranch dressing

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ski_ing
Posts: 62 - Karma: 15
Is it bad that a guy is spraying ranch dressing all over my neiborhood? Do I call the cops or what do I do?
Jun 15 2013 7:30PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hit him in the head with a baseball bat and when the cops come say he came at you
Jun 15 2013 7:49PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
If you ask me, it's time to hit up the farmer's market
Jun 15 2013 7:55PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
catch him and put your own ranch in his butt
Jun 15 2013 8:23PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Drown his family in ranch dressing. That ought a shake things up
Jun 15 2013 8:26PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
Jun 15 2013 8:26PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Hidden Body Ranch, the way ranch is supposed to taste
Jun 15 2013 8:57PM
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p.hawks
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
go outside with pizza or a salad or other things that you like ranch on and enjoy?
Jun 15 2013 8:57PM
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B.Fantana
Posts: 487 - Karma: 86
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Jun 15 2013 9:10PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
why would you call the cops? you could potentially get some free ranch dressing.
Jun 15 2013 9:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Hahahhahahahhahahahahahha
Jun 15 2013 9:14PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
this.


bottle it and sell it
Jun 15 2013 9:39PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
let him be, he's enriching the community.
Jun 15 2013 9:46PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Just drop some lettuce around the neighbourhood - Free salad for everybody
Jun 15 2013 11:07PM
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