Personally I like the line Eric Pollards and the K2 Iron Maiden 2013 skis (admittedly they are my skis)
DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
IT'S NOT A PISTE,IT'S A PLAYGROUND
You put on your boots,click into your bindings,dust the snow off you skis and head out for the chair,and it doesn't matter that you failed a test,didn't get the girl or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,your world is right for the next couple of hours.
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".