"If someone stole a GoPro from a gaper I have a home for it"? That shit isn't cool, man, someone worked hard to buy themselves a GoPro and who gives two shits if they don't use it properly. It's theirs, not yours. Just because you are good at skiing doesn't make you entitled to shit.
Also, you have an Instagram. Therefore, you have either an iPhone/iPod/Smart Phone. I'm sure that if you can afford that, you could afford a GoPro.