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Pat Warner Is My Idol.

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scofield
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i have many idols but Pat Warner is possibly the youngest of them and this thread is specifically for people who think mr. Capurnicus himself is a cool kid



-Bon Bons
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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 4:40PM
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EastCoastPride
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he's nothing more than a crack fiend and a dirty one-legged prostitute. and that's hot


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Nov 21 2004 4:41PM
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danbrown
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oh i do i do!
-Dan
Nov 21 2004 4:41PM
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scofield
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^^theres one of the top reasons he is the man.. including this pic of frodo himself actually skiing and being cool




-Bon Bons
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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 4:43PM
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EastCoastPride
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photoshopped.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Nov 21 2004 4:44PM
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scofield
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(sshhh, your not supposed to tell everyone teddy)



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 4:45PM
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J.D.
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Yeah, obviously photoshopped... Capurnicus doesn't ski. What nonsense.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Nov 21 2004 4:45PM
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asac
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prostitutes never have much time to ski.





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Future Canadian
Nov 21 2004 4:59PM
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Capurnicus
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i don't know how to ski!!

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Nov 21 2004 5:01PM
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eastAR5
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that rails at killy? dammit i could of been hitting that today





Park Life
Nov 21 2004 5:06PM
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scofield
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Patrick is such a prostitute, but his prices are good



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 5:06PM
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NickMartini
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dam you pat, i told oyu to stop pooping on peoples foreheads



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Nov 21 2004 5:12PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I had to move away from Wellesley when I was 4 due to Patrick's competition. At least here in Vermont I can be the top prostitute.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 21 2004 5:32PM
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-=koLLac=-
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I didn't know you guys were from VT, wanna hook up? (I'm in Plattsburgh NY)
Nov 21 2004 5:35PM
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freeski1620
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ha ha lauren, that was good!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 21 2004 5:52PM
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skierdudeguy
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for some reason, i read the subject as 'pat warner is my partner'. i was expecting a more interesting thread



mhmmmm
Nov 21 2004 6:02PM
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scofield
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now i know the reason my parents made us move from vermont.. you dirty dirty girl lauren you



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 6:06PM
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acc
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pat's a pimp
evolution freeride

h3o films
Nov 21 2004 7:08PM
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NickMartini
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thats pat for ya^



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
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So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 21 2004 7:23PM
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NickMartini
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pats a gangstar he drops bombs like heroshema (spelt wrong)



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
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Nov 21 2004 7:24PM
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Doobie22
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Who is this Pat fellow? I can't tell if hes a prostitute or a pimp.
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Nov 21 2004 7:28PM
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NickMartini
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a mix of both plus he was one of the fist to use the word 'meh', quite impressive



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 21 2004 7:51PM
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Capurnicus
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yep, that's right, i take the whooollle motherfuckin boston suburban area!!!! i can rep that shit like no other 'ho

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Nov 21 2004 8:09PM
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scofield
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if you're ever looking for a cheap but quality bj, patrick warner is your guy



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 8:57PM
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DENALI44
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looks like he sucks donkey dick


Whiskey, the homeless man's heater
Nov 21 2004 8:58PM
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404404
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this is getting werid
Nov 21 2004 8:58PM
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scofield
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i concur.. how did such love and passion for mr. frodo himself turn to talk of prostitution rings?



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 9:00PM
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skierdudeguy
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stop it, youre turning people on



mhmmmm
Nov 22 2004 5:19PM
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*cowboy*
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anyone got the pictures of him w/ the mushrooms?
- Jason



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Nov 22 2004 5:28PM
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CTripper
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i;m honored to say that almost a year ago, at phish's 20th anniversary show, i had the privelige of seeing pat, himself, walk in front of me while i was waiting to buy a drink.
-chris
Nov 22 2004 5:41PM
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NickMartini
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one of pats great quote
this picture was posted by eye*am*NAKED:

and this was his response:
every single one of your stupid pictures has three kinds of responses

omgmaybifisaysumthingniceulltouchme13: omg hannah like seriously, you're so hot and don't wear 34 lbs of make up and so NOT a slut like fuck all these guys, i'm definitely gonna touch my penis to a 14 year old as soon as i'm done writing this comment; i think about you in the bathroom, will you rub me?

supportiveotherslut3: omg hannah fuck all these guys they just don't get how hard things are 4 u, like they don't understand, you go girl!!!!! SLUTZ 4EVA!!!!!

someonewithabrain: you're a retarded bitch




-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
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Nov 22 2004 7:57PM
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WONTON
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theres actually one more type of response.

capurnicious: meh..



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Nov 22 2004 8:02PM
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NickMartini
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ahahah^ here is pat a holloween




-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 22 2004 8:05PM
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NickMartini
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meh>?



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 23 2004 6:06AM
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404404
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so if i find a pine tree can i become a whore? becuse im not getting shit and about to explode.
Nov 23 2004 6:12AM
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Lanemeyers
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I dated Cap Warner.
He hit my mom with a softball once.


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 23 2004 7:59AM
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J.D.
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That was that girl's picture? Because... yeah, she might not wear 34lbs of makeup, but she sure nows how to use that brightness adjustment.



''Are you worried that you're not cut out to be a cam whore because you look like a stretched out sack of shit? No problem, just turn up the brightness and contrast to hide your skin blemishes! Zits, black heads, and scars instantly vanish when you convince yourself that you're not a pimply-faced salad dodger by manipulating your image.''
-Maddox

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Nov 23 2004 9:14AM
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Melvs
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this was taken 2 years ago I think... nothing has changed.
-Pat
Nov 23 2004 10:49AM
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