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I know a Canadian who turned 18 today

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JakeAssBeatClap
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Feliz cumpleanos hamnuts!! Happy 18th! I don't know what Canadians can do on their 18th but it's probably similar to what what murrricans can do. Go buy a pack of smokes vote and smell that sweet Canadian freedom!
Jun 5 2013 12:16PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Who would down vote this?


Happy birthday porkballs!
Jun 5 2013 12:25PM
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Spinoza
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No cigarettes yet, thats 19. but she can finally buy a scratch and win lottery ticket, and other boring government things
Jun 5 2013 12:43PM
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Big_Spence
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damn....took me a hot minute to even remember who [hamnuts] is....RIP my NS career.
Jun 5 2013 12:51PM
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LiquorLanch
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Jun 5 2013 12:59PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
happy birthday! :D
Jun 5 2013 1:09PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
I am no longer jailbait... Tits or gtfo?
Jun 5 2013 2:56PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
I think so.
Jun 5 2013 2:59PM
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
You can legally buy alcohol in Quebec, whoOooOo i fuckin love this province
Jun 5 2013 3:02PM
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forrest-cole
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hahhahahah BANGBANG


happy birthday even though i don't know you, party hard eh!
Jun 5 2013 3:02PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
happy birthday yo!
Jun 5 2013 3:04PM
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Miomo
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Was I the only one under the impression that she was more in the range of late 20s, early 30s?
Jun 5 2013 3:52PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Isnt 18 the drinking age in canada?
Meanwhile, in canada....
Jun 5 2013 4:14PM
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Blake.P
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Huh I thought you were already 18
Jun 5 2013 4:27PM
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Bonzalo
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depends on the province, happy birthday!!!
Jun 5 2013 4:29PM
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corona
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assuming you were to begin with #uglygirls
Jun 5 2013 4:45PM
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Ribss.
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You are SO fucking pathetic. You did this same type of shit last year when she turned 17, nobody fucking cares. If you want to send her birthday wishes send her a fucking PM, or better yet a phone call.

God damnit, kids these days.
Jun 5 2013 4:48PM
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Big_Spence
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sorry bro but the fact that you remember he did this last year is even more embarrassing than him actually doing it two years in a row.
Jun 5 2013 4:58PM
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MNS
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i sort of agree in a none rude sense. i always get the feeling guys are doing this for girls, cause they like the girls. something is just pathetic imo, about hitting on a girl in an online forum.

i just dont call it out like that cause i dont want to be a douche or start a shit storm

happy birthday nut ham.
Jun 5 2013 5:07PM
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Ribss.
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You're pretty much right. I guess I just thought it was so whack it left an impression on me.

Jun 5 2013 6:06PM
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timmi
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I've suddenly lost interest.
Jun 5 2013 6:21PM
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Aaaron.
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happy 18th meg!!!
Jun 5 2013 6:46PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Oh by the way, how do you feel about statutory rape?
Jun 5 2013 7:09PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Happy Birthday Meghan! Come to Australia so we can legally get drunk together.
Jun 5 2013 10:23PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
woww makes sense now. that crazy right wing chick who's all daddy this daddy that in the political threads is a teeny bop
Jun 5 2013 11:13PM
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Petey.
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hahahaha yes
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