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Funniest moments from the ski season

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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
I got stuck in waist deep powder on a tree run and i make noises when i'm frustrated... so while trying to get out of the snow i guess it sounded like i was moaning, i had ski patrol called on me for allegedly having sex in the trees... i had a hilarious conversation with ski patrol.
Jun 3 2013 9:35PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8625 - Karma: 32,399
Hauled down a run at big sky and hit an unseen bump, got bucked into 4 ft of pow/ crust head first. It was right under the main chair and I could hear cheers as I tried to wiggle out. Took me like 10 minutes to get free. Got even more cheers when I got out.
Jun 3 2013 9:41PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
super sticky snow, some gaper kid hits this jump and kinda knuckles it and double ejects forward and penguin slides down landing
Jun 3 2013 9:42PM
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patt.
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,272
This gaper hit an airbag going 2 mph and. He stopped on the top of the jump and fell down right between the air bag and jump. It took the park crew 15 min. to get him out.
Jun 3 2013 9:46PM
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NedStark
Posts: 112 - Karma: 634
At park city some gaper in jeans and a sweater straightlined mcconkey's bowl on his ass then and the end got launched and landed on his head.
Jun 3 2013 9:48PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
I hauled down a run at Big Sky and hit an unseen bump and I wasn't nearly as lucky. All of swifty got to see me hit a tree, snap my leg, get carted off by ski patrol yelling profanities at the top of my lungs.
Jun 3 2013 9:50PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8625 - Karma: 32,399
Damn that sucks, I had to decide tree or pow.....I think I made the correct decision.
Jun 3 2013 9:52PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I was riding the lift up with a friend and I was telling him how I had finally found a decent job, and for the first time in a while, I finally had money to spend. I was super stoked because I had a new ski setup so that meant none of my earnings would have to go towards anymore gear.

I then proceeded to snap my ski in half, fuck up my binding, and rip my jacket on the second hit of the run.

I was pretty bummed at the time, but I can look back and laugh now.
Jun 3 2013 9:53PM
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
Fat little gaper straight lined the cut at grouse into a rope and got closelined, patrol came and he just sat there for an hour and cried.
Jun 3 2013 10:53PM
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roddy116
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me and my friends were bored on night so we decided to pirate style rappel up the ropes, it was pretty funny cause the lifty gave 0 shits. i think i have it one video.
Jun 3 2013 10:59PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
I was riding up the lift at keystone and someone ejected off of the last jump on the medium line and his brake got stuck and the ski started flying down the hill. Both of his friends barely missed the ski and it was picking up more and more speed. This snowboarder saw it coming from about 100 feet away and started desperately hopping towards it and made this epic dive towards it but the ski went through his fingertips and went flying through the rest of the park. It was hilarious in the moment.

Jun 3 2013 11:03PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
When this deusch dressed in a 3xl shirt tried to back off of a 15 foot jump, ejected out of his skis and crashed so hard.
Jun 3 2013 11:16PM
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Steve_Glandsberg
Posts: 137 - Karma: 4,833
Meeting Steve Stepp cause he is fucking hilarious.
Jun 3 2013 11:56PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
i tried to 3 off a cliff and ended up diving into a couple feet of pow
Jun 4 2013 1:38AM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
i think this is the best one yet, i laughed.
Jun 4 2013 12:52PM
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BskiP
Posts: 1369 - Karma: 223
Riding with my roommate and his girlfriend. Roommate sharts his pants. His girlfriend is meeting us back at the lift, so she has no idea. He drops his pants, cleans up with snow and his mittens. Shit everywhere on mittens. Halfway wipes off glove in the snow. Meetup with girlfriend on lift. Start holding hands like nothing happened. I laugh my ass off a chair back.
Jun 4 2013 2:28PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
A tranny who had been banned from Vail Resorts decided S/He would then ride at Loveland. S/He then proceeded to get banned from Loveland in a matter of about 2 weeks for a number of reasons, the most prominent being that she stole a Patrol ski doo...One time I found her belligerent drunk literally lying beneath a wood burning stove...in a tank top...

She died a short while later, I believe from an accidental OD. That part wasn't funny, but I'll never forget sitting at the top of lift 1, when she blew a kiss at me bahahaha. I had more than one lifty tell me that she was hot...
Jun 4 2013 3:43PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
Did a backflip and my tips dug into the snow

I am a local at my mountain and my season pass was in my car and they forced me to get other ticket and I put it on my ass and ski patrol yelled at me. Then he asked where my ticket was so he could mark it, and I said "it's on my ass. Its an ass pass"
I then lifted up my sweatshirt and it was right on the crack of my ass on my boxers. He didn't know how to mark it, so I left
Jun 4 2013 5:28PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
there was weed in the chairlift line at snoqualmie that someone had dropped. random guy picks it up and for some reason there was a cop there guy got arrested hella funny. to bad for the dude tho.
Jun 4 2013 5:37PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
At the lift at Stowe there's a part that's only a couple feet off the ground, and me and my friend were on the lift with a gaper. I texted him telling me to pick a fight with me and then pretend to push me off the lift at that part. We pretended to get so pissed at each other and when he pushed me off the lift the gaper screamed like a bitch
Jun 4 2013 5:49PM
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SkitheSouth.
Posts: 5 - Karma: 16
Not really a funny moment but... I was in NC at wolf ridge resort sitting inside the lodge while watching the slope, some skier was going really fast and somehow got out of the ground and hit a woman while in the air. I did not see her getting up even after ski patrol got there.
Jun 4 2013 6:56PM
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SunburntSquad
Posts: 293 - Karma: 496
I ski with one of the most reckless motherfuckers around, he gets into shit all the time.

One time me and my buddy were bombing through some tight trees, and you know when you get going way too fast in trees but have no room to stop? that happened to him, so I pull off to the time in this trail and he just whips right by me straight into a tree well. He's burried, and on top of that all the snow fell of the tree onto him.
Jun 4 2013 7:01PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
skiing with my buddy at heavenly on a real warm day, low 40's. he's a little chubby which makes it that much funnier.

coming down a trail at maybe 20-25 miles an hour, just cruising down to the north bowl lift. the snow in the middle is nice and packed. my bud goes to hit a little jump made by snow over a rock and the snow he lands in is super soft and slushy. does a full tomahawk, double ejects, i'm barely able to keep skiing i'm laughing so hard. it was so unexpected and happened so quick.

ski over, there's a huge dent from his ass and head in the snow, lifties are laughing at us.

fucking tahoe man, what a place.
Jun 4 2013 7:51PM
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i_have_a_dick
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,171
yea i saw a kid at the cut chair lift go mach speed into the lift line. at first i thought he would knock down the ropes and nets but apparently they were too strong, he hit them and double released, went flying over almost tomahawk straight into the line up. no claps, only screams
Jun 4 2013 8:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
its early season and I'm going mach 12 down to the park. I hit this cool looking bump thing right in front of the park where everyone was standing and i end up doing a superman right into that shitty stuff that the cat tracks leave behind. I screwed up my shoulder pretty good and everyone had a good laugh.
Jun 4 2013 8:48PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
dropped a 30 foot at saddleback maine and landed,did not speed check through the glades and hit a pine tree. got covered with like 6 feet of pow pow and had to have some friends dig me out. no broken bones just some snow down the jacket.
Jun 4 2013 8:52PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
we were riding the lift, me, coachjabroni, and .ramz. (free him!) and some old dude with og k2s public enemies and a oakley suit was with us too. he always lurked in the park and did the biggest tweaked mutes off the sides of rail lips, with style straight out of 2002. lets call him og steeze guy. so hes on the lift and we havent said a word to him, he whips out his phone and says "you kids wanna watch a video?" in the sketchiest rapist accent ive ever heard. he had a rather large mustache too, completely visible under his bandana. were like uhhhhh i guess man, half expecting it to be him jerkin it or something. we prepared for the worst, and when we saw the welcome sight of skis and snow we were relieved. turns out he jumped off a building and had his friend film it. stomped it with the og steeze and the gorilla ride away. never talked to him again for the rest of the lift ride or the rest of the season
Jun 4 2013 9:29PM
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Bertrand
Posts: 423 - Karma: 457
My friend starts to butter 3 on a roller in the middle of a run, double ejects from the heels once he reaches 180, realizes it, finishes the rotation, throws his poles away, lands on his stomach in perfect penguin slide form and starts giggling and penguin sliding down a groomer like nothing happened. Probably the best crash recovery I've ever seen.
Jun 4 2013 9:56PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
I was coming out of a tree run at Killington, didn't realize all my friends went 15 feet left because there was a depression between the pow and exit trail (green circle I believe). So I pop out of the woods, but instead of landing on the trail, everything from my waist down hits a wall of pow (the side of the trail), and my upper body just lands on the edge of this green circle. So many kids were screaming " MOMMY WHERE DID THAT GUY COME FROM!?" . And of course it took me a few minutes to escape, between the awkward placement of my skis (didn't eject) and laughing til I couldnt breathe.
Jun 4 2013 10:03PM
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slowaimer
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,510
Your new here, aren't you?
Jun 5 2013 1:31AM
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Aiur
Posts: 267 - Karma: 1,938
My friend launched off the lip under the Green Valley chair at Crystal. Landed badly... did 5 front somersaults. For every time he flipped, the entire chair was like "...whoa....whoa....WHoa....WHOA.... WHOAAAA"

And then they all cheered. I lol'ed.


Jun 5 2013 1:38AM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
my friend and i were riding the chair lift with this guy i know... He was totally wasted and hitting on both of us. Kept saying things like "hey babe's, see that was plural" and other hilarious things. he tried to get me to kiss him on the cheek but turned his head last minute and i kissed him on the lips. towards the end of the chair lift he had fallen asleep on my lap. i woke him up right before we got off. as soon we got off the lift, he turned to me and said "hey hey ellie, want to bang in the tree's" i proceeded to laugh at him and go down the run. He disappeared at this point...

Later on my friend and i tracked him down to buy us alcohol... When we found him he was with a group of his friends, he came up behind my friend and slapped her in the ass... finally we got him to go into our ski valleys convent store and buy us booze... when he came out his friends had thought he had bought the bottle for him self and dragged him the shuttle to take him to their car and take him home with them... I kept yelling his name at him, finally i jumped on the shuttle and took the bottle, he then shoved money down my shirt in front of a lot of people. i then jumped off the shuttle and went on with my night...
Jun 5 2013 1:50AM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
A drunk gaper and all of his friends were on the bunny hill. His first run down he goes out of control, flips over a fence and into the parking lot. He then proceeded to get up like nothing happened and yells to his friends, "Hey boys, who's ready to hit the big hill!".
Jun 5 2013 6:04PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Oh i'm sorry, I didn't speak in the language if skiers, *He bailed/wracked/wrecked himself so hard* satisfied?
Jun 6 2013 12:40AM
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VoodooThursday
Posts: 257 - Karma: 793
skiing in whitefish and i got it into my head i could try to hand drag 3 or miller flip or hand drap underflip or whatever off the knoll. come boosting down and pop off the knuckle and i ended up sorta half lincolning flailing randomly upside-down in the air to land on my head and double eject rolling down the landing. funniest thing was i screamed MAIIII in the air like the asian guy who over shoots that big ass jump. right under the lift too
Jun 6 2013 12:47AM
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