I got a really funny story about how this guy broke up with his girlfriend.
He was fuming about how he was watching golf that day and she came in and said, "You know, watching golf is a huuge turnoff" (the guy nailed the voice), and how she proceeded to put in a chick flick and told him "watch this, and tell me what happens in it". He explained how he got a couple minutes through it when she came down to apologize and he just snapped, he told me he said something along the lines of "Fuck your movie, fuck your rules, and fuck you! I'm done with you and I'm going skiing!"
I was laughing my ass off because he proceeded to bitch about her shit being all over his house and how he was going to get drunk that night and come home and step on all of her "pointy-ass shoes".
I just wished him luck with the whole situation and went on with my day haha.