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Worst song to have sex to.

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JJPing
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A couple guys and I were randomly talkin about that and now seeing what all of you are thinking. What do you think is the worst song to have sex to.

I got: eye of the tiger by surviver.
Jun 2 2013 9:44AM
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HWW
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how about we discuss your grammar?
Jun 2 2013 9:56AM
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fortyvalve
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Jun 2 2013 10:00AM
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Karkoskier
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This girl I hooked up with a few times last semester would always play music from her ipad when I was there. And one time this song came on...

I refused to go any further until she changed the song.
Jun 2 2013 10:19AM
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DubV134
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eminem - kim
Jun 2 2013 10:21AM
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Jane6
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my friend told me about this one time he was having sex with some random girl and he had his ipod on shuffle in the background. Things were going great until some like Lord of the Rings soundtrack tune came on, some pretty brutal/dramatic orch march or something haha, must have been awkward as fuck because the chick apparently left.



but yeah, my nightmare would be to have sex to like Shaggy with "mr bombastic" or something.
Jun 2 2013 10:26AM
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elinde
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fuck yes, Shaggy is #1
Jun 2 2013 11:17AM
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Kajex
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Jun 2 2013 11:32AM
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whoa-dere
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Jun 2 2013 12:41PM
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roddy116
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another sex tape soundtrack.
Jun 2 2013 12:42PM
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B-Right-On
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eAAuNFV20mk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Jun 2 2013 12:56PM
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B-Right-On
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Embeddings a bitch, its supposed to be Whitechapel song
Jun 2 2013 12:57PM
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thebeesknees
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was banging my ex and pop that pussy by 2 live crew came on her ipad...real funny
Jun 2 2013 12:59PM
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yuck
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awkward
Jun 2 2013 1:03PM
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DrewPeacock
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depending on how kinky you are, this could be worst or best


Jun 2 2013 1:05PM
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DizzyG
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Not really that hard... but good choice
Jun 2 2013 1:07PM
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Shredsterr
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Jun 2 2013 1:08PM
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B-Right-On
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Jun 2 2013 1:16PM
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pomme-de-terre
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possibly this.





THIS however, is the BEST song to have sex to.

Jun 2 2013 1:30PM
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Petey.
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Best:






The worst:

Jun 2 2013 1:48PM
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lbuitendam
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Jun 2 2013 1:52PM
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Joebin
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My vote

Jun 2 2013 1:59PM
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B-Right-On
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I spy with my littles eyes......ron jeremy
Jun 2 2013 2:24PM
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NinetyFour
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Ahahahahaha:



Seriously though, this would be the best:



Like, I get a boner listening to that.
Jun 2 2013 2:49PM
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Jane6
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if this one came on my ladyboner would probably die as well


Jun 2 2013 2:56PM
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GANDALF
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For my 23rd birthday, my girlfriend bought me my favorite Ween album on vinyl (Chocolate Nd Cheese). So I put it on and we started the get freaky. During that period this one song came on called "The HIV Song", where the only words in the song are HIV and AIDS. I don't know if she noticed or not.
Jun 2 2013 3:23PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
A L L O F T H E M
Jun 2 2013 3:28PM
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Rafiki
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definitely the best song


Jun 2 2013 3:49PM
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skisalot111
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GANGNAM STYLE!?!?!??!?!
Jun 2 2013 7:02PM
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cbj
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Don't know about worst, but I lost my virginity to this song and it was awful:

[img]<object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRcnnId15BA?hl=en_US&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRcnnId15BA?hl=en_US&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>[/img]

But awesome at the same time
Jun 2 2013 7:18PM
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EricaMN.
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Jun 2 2013 7:20PM
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cbj
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Jun 2 2013 7:21PM
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Cudder.
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The next episode was playing during my first time, now all i think about is sex when i hear that song.
Jun 2 2013 7:28PM
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KingGeedorah
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Can't tell if it'd be awesome or awful.
Jun 2 2013 7:35PM
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At0micski
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i think it would be better for after....
Jun 2 2013 7:41PM
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WPoch
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Jun 2 2013 8:02PM
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WPoch
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Ah fuck, scratch that last one.

Jun 2 2013 8:07PM
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skibumb2929
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dance with the devil-immortal technique
Jun 2 2013 8:24PM
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Nacho+
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haha lost
Jun 2 2013 8:57PM
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KingGeedorah
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Haha this is where the thread ends.
Jun 2 2013 9:09PM
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FUUUCK
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BEHOLD!!!

Jun 2 2013 9:13PM
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RubberSoul
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what's wrong with the sentence you quoted except the lack of a question mark?
Jun 2 2013 9:48PM
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steezburgereddie
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Anything by torsofuck. Search them and you will know what I mean.
Jun 3 2013 12:15AM
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Sno.
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whoa-dere posted "sail" and I just have to say that I could not disagree with this anymore than I do. In fact I recall saying the opposite to my husband a few months back.
Jun 3 2013 2:19AM
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chapz
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was shuffling off an old comp and some jeezy came on. that was bad...
Jun 3 2013 2:23AM
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