What drugs are this guy on?
Yes, there are weather derivatives, no they don't "rig" the weather. That wouldn't even be cost effective. And then he goes on to say we can control tornadoes? How retarded is he? Helicopters can hardly take any wind, let alone wind at tornado speeds. Besides that, tornadoes probably weigh millions of pounds and can't be effected by anything in man's power.
Inb4 HAARP. Also we should break into that place. Snowy mountains, summery cities. I'd be game. I have my doubts that HAARP works though...
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