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What if Shawn White gum changes to Tom Wallisch gum?

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Lukegnar
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,239
I was chewing gum and i was thinking what if stride changed their Shawn White gum to Tom Wallisch gum or Henrik Harlaut gum. Or another popular skier. Who do you think it would be?
May 17 2013 10:02PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
It would be the same exact thing with Tom's face instead of Shaun's.
May 17 2013 10:03PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
It wont. Shaun White is an icon and is totally over rated. Id love to see it though
May 17 2013 10:13PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
ns would shit their pants because skiing is becoming played
May 17 2013 10:21PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
this id switch to ski blading
May 17 2013 10:24PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Or they would keep skiing and not care, like myself.
May 17 2013 10:26PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I'm more of a freestyle plastic sledder myself
May 17 2013 10:26PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
What if it didn't switch? Chances are that it won't so why not ponder something more realistic
May 17 2013 10:28PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Pussy
May 17 2013 10:55PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Just putting it out there, Henrik is an amazing skier but I would not want his flavor in my mouth.
May 17 2013 10:56PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
First thing that come's to mind...Shaun White's ginger pubes.
May 17 2013 11:25PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
im gonna be honest, i dont think i would eat henrik harluat gum.
May 17 2013 11:30PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Already did
May 17 2013 11:38PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
Sounds like some badass nitro circus like shit
May 18 2013 9:50PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
It's actually a thing, I could have sworn I saw a video of someone doing a cork nine on a sled once.
May 18 2013 9:55PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
I've got it! Jon Olson gum.
May 18 2013 10:38PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
I'd say this is sig worthy.
May 18 2013 10:42PM
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Glone
Posts: 333 - Karma: 223
would probs taste like weed and monster shots
May 19 2013 12:26AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
I feel like his gum would taste like ashtray, dirty socks and dreadlocks...
May 19 2013 12:44AM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,658
It would obviously taste like pretzels. DUH!
May 19 2013 12:52AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
EACH TO THEIR OWN
May 19 2013 10:26AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Shaun whites gum doesn't taste bad at all
May 19 2013 11:21AM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Do you have something to tell us? Don't worry, you're among friends.
May 19 2013 3:24PM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
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I call it Wallmint
May 19 2013 3:46PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
oooohh somebody's a horny hellen
May 19 2013 4:29PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
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Limited edition?
May 19 2013 4:42PM
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scrambledeggs
Posts: 380 - Karma: -1,289
gum would be way too hyphy
May 19 2013 6:00PM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
so your name would be zzzskibladezzz?
May 19 2013 6:13PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Im a born-again virgin.
May 19 2013 6:21PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Thank you for being one of three people on this goddamn site who put the correct amount of Z's In my name while typing it. Seriously people how hard is it to retyping three z's the word ski and three more Z's not zzzski zz or zzzzzskizzzzz.
May 19 2013 7:18PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
I googled born again virgin and this is what i got
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cool huh
May 19 2013 8:02PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
That is my vagina right now. I knew those pics would show up sometime, just wasnt expecting it to be so soon.
May 19 2013 8:12PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Thanks for your input zskiszzzzz
May 19 2013 9:17PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
more pics are necessary
May 19 2013 10:31PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
it already is, thats why i quit
May 19 2013 10:34PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
so clever!
May 19 2013 11:40PM
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life_is_hood
Posts: 502 - Karma: 1,972
Todd Wallnuts Wallnut gum?
May 20 2013 9:57AM
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Maruchan
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,582
He would officially be the biggest sellout. I think it would be a wallnut flavor though.
May 21 2013 10:21AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i can see it now: FEEL THE WALLISH NUT IN YOUR MOUTH
May 21 2013 10:44AM
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