Last night was the greatest night ever. I went to kow san road in Bangkok and got drunk, then went to a strip club and put money into a stripper's vaginal cavity, went home, puked, and passed out. Haha, great times.
Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'