bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
trampoline, roller blading, mountain biking, chillin, bonfires with buds and work!
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
I read old magazines, I remaster the art of looking busy when I've literally done bumfuck nothing, recite rap songs to keep up my thug reputation , plan road trips that will never happen, watch Unsolved Mysteries. All in all, I validate socially unacceptable behavior with the excuse that I will be well versed in the classics by the end of the summer.
buy some blades. i got some for 8 bucks and water ski of of rope swings with them. like pond skiing. right as you are closest to the water let go. its awesome. never would of found out if i had common sense.