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Coolest thing you've peed on

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Electric fence, or a police car, you?
May 10 2013 9:59PM
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Lemon
Posts: 75 - Karma: 154
in your moms butt
May 10 2013 9:59PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
It's not cool if the electric fence is off
May 10 2013 10:02PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
It was live, gotta arc that shit
May 10 2013 10:03PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Peed on a live electric fence too


But coolest thing is probably the back of the NV Governors office. Not out of disrespect or anything, just a dare. Sorry Brian Sandoval.....
May 10 2013 10:05PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Sometimes when i dont feel like walking down the hallway of my house to the bathroom i just open my window and pee out onto the lawn.
May 10 2013 10:08PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
girls butts.
May 10 2013 10:08PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
I pee off the deck frequently, oh the joys of living in the woods
May 10 2013 10:09PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
That was the best when i lived back with my parents.
May 10 2013 10:28PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Peed into this 80 foot deep chasm by Mt. Robson... it was sick, like wide enough that you could stand with one foot on either side but deep as fuck
May 10 2013 10:29PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
At a railjam downtown once, one of these kids I know showed up drunk/blazed out of his mind and pissed on the library.
May 10 2013 10:39PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this thread makes me have to piss.
May 10 2013 10:44PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
Out of a car window while its moving
May 10 2013 11:17PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 3,181
My asshole neighbor's doorstep.
May 10 2013 11:19PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
off a chairlift
May 10 2013 11:21PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2175 - Karma: 4,701
Same. Leaked a bit on my snow pants. Harder than it seems.
May 10 2013 11:26PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Myself.

I'm, like, wicked cool and shit.
May 10 2013 11:32PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
On my school
May 10 2013 11:43PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
toilet handle in a gas station
May 10 2013 11:45PM
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NinetyFour
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R.Kelly.
May 10 2013 11:51PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
The CN tower
May 11 2013 12:08AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I'm impressed. That place is always crowded as fuck.
May 11 2013 12:10AM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
School building. Had a baseball game at a school on the weekend and all restrooms were locked. The most private place was the far side of the building.
May 11 2013 12:14AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
All over mr sloth
May 11 2013 12:14AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7083 - Karma: 50,402
ice
May 11 2013 12:17AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
While Longboarding (Not cool just fun while I was drunk going down a slow hill)
Standing on my bed thru my window.
in my toilet while in the shower!
May 11 2013 12:18AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
A toilet made of solid gold
May 11 2013 12:18AM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
probably the ground in some woods

I don't have aim like you blue names.
May 11 2013 12:19AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
President of my university's lawn. Multiple buildings. Off a 80ft cliff. More probably but cant remember.
May 11 2013 12:21AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
You mean you can't aim right?

I've peed off the North Rim of the Grand Canyon during my hike from rim to rim 2 years ago. Nothing like a 1200 foot freefall piss to get the adrenaline goin!
May 11 2013 12:44AM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
that would be correct
May 11 2013 12:56AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,311
myself


Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste
May 11 2013 12:59AM
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JJPing
Posts: 26 - Karma: 116
Ha yes, so did I.
May 11 2013 1:04AM
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JJPing
Posts: 26 - Karma: 116
South point
May 11 2013 1:08AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I peed on a stump once...that's cool I guess
May 11 2013 1:09AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
down a slide
May 11 2013 1:11AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
hate to be that guy but this thread should be in gear talk... just sayin
May 11 2013 2:01AM
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taylornicky
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Very top of Half Dome at Yosemite after the cables...had to pee the entire hike.
May 11 2013 2:05AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
fuck yea
May 11 2013 2:07AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Redwood tree
May 11 2013 2:20AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
My leg.
May 11 2013 2:27AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
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May 11 2013 2:48AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
I used to pee of the deck frequently, oh the joys of living in the middle of the city.
May 11 2013 2:59AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
ice would be the coolest thing iv'e peed on.
May 11 2013 3:00AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
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May 11 2013 3:37AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
OP is a little bitch
May 11 2013 3:47AM
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jokorvalde
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May 11 2013 6:08AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
Electrical outlet. It fizzed.
May 11 2013 9:10AM
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SKIWAGEN
Posts: 497 - Karma: 313
my elementary school. im so badass
May 11 2013 10:28AM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
Off the lift, On a cop car, i dont know.
May 11 2013 10:30AM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
You took another shit didn't you
May 11 2013 10:33AM
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