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A Funny Story

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danderson.
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A friend of mine was baking weed brownies (apparently the weed had already been cooked so the house would not have smelled. I'm eliminating this doubt from the beginning.) when his mom came home and saw him taking out the brownies. Being the loving mother she is, she then started to help him cut up the brownies obviously not realizing what was in them. As they were cutting them up, she began eating crumbs here and there like anybody would if they presumed they were normal brownies. About an hour later, he gets a text from her (I assume he left the house or something) saying she is heading to the E.R. because she can't walk straight. As you know, you receive a blood test in the E.R. so he is sweating real bad right now. He received a text from her a few minutes ago saying "make sure there's food ready because I'm so hungry!" which is fucking hilarious. I will update as I get more information. Stay tuned, NS.
May 8 2013 11:55PM
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danderson.
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Still waiting on results. This is intense.
May 9 2013 12:08AM
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.Rybak.
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May 9 2013 12:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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1. This thread is 100% bullshit

2. Even if it was true, it's not even funny, just stupid.
May 9 2013 12:29AM
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_Garagely_
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This is awesome.
May 9 2013 12:34AM
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.Apex.
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This thread is no real, fake story too fake
May 9 2013 12:38AM
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*ninja*
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cool story bro
May 9 2013 12:39AM
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danderson.
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You can believe whatever you want, but I assure you it's real.
May 9 2013 12:42AM
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homestar
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His mom is DRIVING to the ER because she can't WALK straight?
May 9 2013 12:44AM
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.AR6rider.
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No, it's not.
May 9 2013 12:44AM
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danderson.
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Most likely had his dad drive her to the hospital or a friend.
May 9 2013 12:45AM
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snakerton
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how would she get that high from crumbs...?
May 9 2013 12:48AM
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*ninja*
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this crumbs wudnt do shit
May 9 2013 12:50AM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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Pics or it didn't happen.
May 9 2013 1:05AM
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elinde
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how the fuck didn't she taste the weed
May 9 2013 7:26AM
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WaffleMaster
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People are always gonna find the littlest ways to call a story BS...

I'm leaning towards believing it! Threads
May 9 2013 8:19AM
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danderson.
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Thank you. As for the blood test, he is in the clear. Nothing came up.
May 9 2013 8:25AM
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fortyvalve
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odds are she doesn't smoke and hasn't in a long time or never has, even that little amount being digested would get her ripped
May 9 2013 9:04AM
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snakerton
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uhhh... what?
May 9 2013 10:18AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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maybe you don't know, but weed brownies taste very different than the average brownie
May 9 2013 10:42AM
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.AR6rider.
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You're just digging yourself a bigger hole here, guy. If she was high enough to "not be able to walk," a drug screen isn't going to just magically be negative.
May 9 2013 10:46AM
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El_Barto.
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Maybe she was so high the test was a double positive which makes it a negative. wut?
May 9 2013 10:57AM
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snakerton
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They taste different but not like weed.
May 9 2013 11:37AM
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