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Life Changing events

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
When I was like 8 i peed on an electric fence because I thought it would make the fence smoke, but surprisingly it sent a strong shock of electricity right into my 8 year old prepubescent weiner. I would say this event changed my life.

NS what are some events that have changed your life?
May 8 2013 7:45PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Having family passing away.
May 8 2013 7:51PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Moving to Canada changed things up a bit.
May 8 2013 7:54PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
haha funny story. The electric shock actually made it grow to 3 times the average male penis size.
May 8 2013 8:09PM
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YoungWookiee
Posts: 681 - Karma: 393
spagget!
May 8 2013 8:16PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
When I masterbated
May 8 2013 8:22PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
camping and waking up and finding a 200 pound teenage black bear in your tent will change your life.
trust me.
it was trying to get to our food. we left the door to the tent open so it just came in.

May 8 2013 8:37PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
sleeping with food in the tent in bear country... smart
May 8 2013 8:40PM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
classic city slicker move haha. never keep your food in or near your tent..
May 8 2013 8:42PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Yeah man, hang that shit in a tree away from you.

May 8 2013 8:44PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Me almost dying 3 months ago?
May 8 2013 8:45PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
divorce
May 8 2013 8:46PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
signing my name on that dotted line at the bottom of the page....giving 6 years of my life away to the Air Force was the biggest life changer I can say happened to me.
May 8 2013 8:49PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Being the first to reach 20k posts.
May 8 2013 8:59PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
probably when i was on my third grade field trip to the zoo and i got eaten by lions.
May 8 2013 9:01PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
when the taliban chose ME out of all of the other people to move to the US to carry out jihad.
May 8 2013 9:02PM
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Flacker
Posts: 558 - Karma: 1,070
Moving to Idaho from Oregon, doing shrooms for the first time
May 8 2013 9:11PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
Moved from NY to WA. Best thing I've ever done.
May 8 2013 11:00PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
and drugs, drugs are craazzzzyyyy
May 8 2013 11:02PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
knee surgery.
if I ever have to go through it again I'm going to be SO bummed out.
May 8 2013 11:04PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
getting a DUI
May 8 2013 11:05PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
this

or spending a week in poverty in the middle of nowhere in Jamaica. that was pretty intense
May 8 2013 11:19PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
fuck ya WA reppin
May 9 2013 12:03AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
im not a city slicker i live in maine. im just stupid.
May 9 2013 6:06AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
falling in love #nohomo

shit changes EVERYTHING.
May 9 2013 6:22AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
breaking my fibia and tearing my ankle
May 9 2013 6:25AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Hahahahahaha....


BAHAHAHAHAHA!
May 9 2013 9:00AM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
what the actual fuck? That isn't even funny
May 9 2013 9:00AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Becoming a parent. Shits unreal. I might not have been ready but I sacked the fuck up and its unreal, best mistake ever :)
May 9 2013 9:04AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
amen to that.


Crashing a motorcycle.


Harvesting my first deer.


May 9 2013 9:22AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764

taking too much acid

cocky and showing off with dmt and getting permafucked

May 9 2013 9:32AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Making a repost from 2 months ago
May 9 2013 9:37AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
No one's that stupid,
May 9 2013 9:44AM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
joining newschoolers. ever since then nothings been the same, nothings as funny as it should be or cool
May 9 2013 9:51AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
It's actually hilarious, you're just a pussy
May 9 2013 9:53AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
yeah it is funny. what a pussy.
May 11 2013 12:42AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
When I stopped caring about playing a sport or being popular. The true life changing event is yet to come I think.
May 11 2013 1:29AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
getting in trouble with the law, that really fucked me. My mommy really doesn't let me do much anymore...
May 11 2013 1:42AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
The precession of life changes constantly
May 11 2013 1:45AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Moving from NY to CO.

New York's nice and all, but I need some contrast
May 11 2013 1:51AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
colorado sucks, ive been wanting to leave ever since i was born here 10 years ago.
May 11 2013 1:55AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Most people hate their hometown. I left mine hating it and now I miss it. I know that New York is not the right place for me right now, but I will give New York credit where it is due.

You may hate Colorado in a few years. You may not hate Colorado in a few years. I think it is beautiful now, but I understand why you would think it sucks.
May 11 2013 4:58AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Realizing I was in love with a girl

Only part that sucked was realizing soon after I couldn't be with her
May 11 2013 1:06PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
so the average male doesn't have a penis?
May 11 2013 1:18PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Dropping out of college.
May 11 2013 1:21PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
My concussion in hockey really made me more carefull when i had the puck, And then when i broke my arm skiing it made me very scared to try new things i wasnt comfortable with.
May 11 2013 1:59PM
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muel
Posts: 164 - Karma: 672
The first time I went skiing
May 11 2013 2:15PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
So untrue for me I left ny and altho I missed a few people here co was so much better, I didn't miss home at all.
May 11 2013 5:09PM
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 929
why bro... I moved here 6 years ago, at 11 from Indiana and have loved every moment. shits amazing, beautiful place to live. it is sad if you take it for granted
May 11 2013 5:21PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Two car accidents when I easily could have died, smoking too much dmt and thinking I died and went to hell, lets just say I was happy to be alive afterwords.
May 11 2013 7:56PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
When I almost died from _______. Yeah im that guy
May 11 2013 9:03PM
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