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Six word memoirs

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brotherdad
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So, for an English assignment we were asked to create a six word memoir. If you were to die tomorrow what six words would sum up your life?

Examples:
Kill people, burn shit, fuck school
Spent his whole life on newschoolers
Still waiting for Splice to deliver

So my question is:
What's your six word memoir?
May 3 2013 3:01PM
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theabortionator
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Peed in a solid 7's butt
May 3 2013 3:20PM
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.AR6rider.
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I am god's gift to man.
May 3 2013 3:21PM
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Tinga
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I am god's gift to women.
May 3 2013 3:28PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I am no good at all
May 3 2013 3:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50774 - Karma: 152,729
Frenchfry'd when I should have pizza'd

May 3 2013 3:37PM
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Willgum
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Eheath is really really really fat
May 3 2013 3:48PM
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No.Quarter
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His name was Jacob T. Smith
May 3 2013 3:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,556
The man, the myth, the Schoon.
May 3 2013 4:04PM
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Miomo
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I didn't choose the thug life
May 3 2013 4:07PM
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Spinoza
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really really really really long penis
May 3 2013 4:11PM
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FigNewton
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When in trouble tuck for double.

May 3 2013 4:17PM
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[STEEZE]
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black steve will never go pro
May 3 2013 4:31PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
I hate being bipolar! It's awesome.
May 3 2013 5:42PM
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bibs_skibum
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Yolo yolo yolo yolo yolo swag
May 3 2013 5:44PM
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Caspaaa
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I do not understand this assignment.


or


Insert a six word memoir here.
May 3 2013 5:50PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,383
or

"Something creative and funny." - someone famous
May 3 2013 5:51PM
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ILLinoisance
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Burn Bibles, Burn flags, hail satan.
May 3 2013 5:53PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,038
Just put it in my butt
May 3 2013 7:16PM
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whoa-dere
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gay gay gay gay gay gay
May 3 2013 7:19PM
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maximiliaan
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waka waka waka waka waka flocka
May 3 2013 7:23PM
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idskithat
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ba ba ba ba brick squaaaaad
May 3 2013 8:32PM
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Dingo69
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Hold fast i shall smite thee
May 3 2013 8:35PM
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Jeebus.
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I died, then came back alive.
May 3 2013 8:37PM
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Chunter
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Shame, JibLife is apparently dropping tomorrow
May 3 2013 8:48PM
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whoa-dere
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ahahahahaha this is the funniest thing ive seen on facebook in a while
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May 3 2013 9:10PM
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first_rodeo
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1   true

2   blazers

3    smoke

4    weed

5    every

6     day

May 3 2013 9:18PM
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t-roy
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Should not have drank that much.
May 3 2013 9:20PM
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Chinchi
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ass and titties ass and titties
May 3 2013 9:22PM
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1337
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people that smoke are really cool
I chose to live by #YOLO
I wish I had more swag
throwin hunnits thrownin hunnits throwin hunnits


I lived a life of sarcasm
May 3 2013 9:24PM
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alex=
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Still fighting with my own mind

I like to romanticize things, fucking kill me.
May 3 2013 9:24PM
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c_roll
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hide your kids, hide your wife
May 3 2013 9:41PM
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t-roy
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thanks for the laugh, 10/10 for you
May 3 2013 9:45PM
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CashmereCat
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One of one, never another one.
May 3 2013 9:53PM
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boo10159
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What the Fuck's wrong with you
May 3 2013 10:03PM
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E-Nix
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When in trouble, tuck and double.
May 3 2013 10:20PM
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CashmereCat
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Cash root everything around me, cream!
May 3 2013 11:07PM
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stupendous-man
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Gangsta rap made me do it
May 3 2013 11:14PM
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ILLinoisance
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May 3 2013 11:16PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23795 - Karma: 13,004
did i leave the stove on?
May 3 2013 11:38PM
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DubV134
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I need more whiskey and lube
May 3 2013 11:50PM
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Shredsterr
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He always, but didn't could never.
May 4 2013 1:20AM
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grapejuice3000+
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these girls are hard to dismember
May 4 2013 1:39AM
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brotherdad
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also

Water, not even once. -Steve Stepp
May 4 2013 11:39AM
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jake_tom_sully
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loved learned, had a fun time
May 4 2013 12:17PM
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SpongeBob
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Jake Lewis eats cow balls raw.
May 4 2013 2:04PM
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FigNewton
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Alec Messerly has a loose butthole.

Zak Smith has a yeast infection.

Daniel beats boys in the bathroom.

Jake wrestles with fat old men.
May 4 2013 2:15PM
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SpongeBob
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MATT Newton eats cow dick CUM!
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May 4 2013 2:20PM
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.Apex.
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Live fast, leave a sexy corpse
May 4 2013 2:21PM
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.Rybak.
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Thats the shit i dont like.
May 4 2013 2:21PM
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