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Who do you choose?

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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Imagine your girlfriend and your mother have switched bodies. Your girlfriends brain is now in your mothers body, and vice versa. In order to reverse the switch, you have to have sex with one of them. Who do you choose?
Apr 30 2013 3:55PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Id have sex with myself instead
Apr 30 2013 3:56PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
lol
Don't expect much of a turnout for this thread
Apr 30 2013 3:57PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Leave them both, shits fucked.
Apr 30 2013 4:03PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
your game sucks. weird-o
Apr 30 2013 4:08PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I would do this
http://jackinworld.com/techniques/jackinexpert-collection/simulators/the-baggie-the-mattress
Apr 30 2013 4:09PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
This is not fun
Apr 30 2013 5:27PM
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Afterbang.no
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 4,297
Ha! Tough choice my friend! Is both an option?
Apr 30 2013 5:36PM
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scrambledeggs
Posts: 380 - Karma: -1,289
pretty sure no mom would complain about having a younger body.

clearly the only option is to dump your girlfriend and find a new one. 2/3 people win rather than 1/3.
Apr 30 2013 5:40PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Now's your chance to get with your girlfriends sister.
Apr 30 2013 5:52PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
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Apr 30 2013 5:54PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
When i first read the title this is what came to mind.
Apr 30 2013 5:56PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Only thing you can really do in this situation is leave them as is
Apr 30 2013 6:05PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
OP what the hell is wrong with you
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Apr 30 2013 10:57PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
Lol someone post the "why not both" meme right now
Apr 30 2013 10:59PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Just for the sake of the argument that I was forced to do it. Definitely my girlfriends body.
Apr 30 2013 11:00PM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761
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Apr 30 2013 11:01PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Fuck em both. Your mom is hot dude
Apr 30 2013 11:35PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
is it all the way to climax or like a 3 minutes type thing? not that it matters in any way im just wondering.
Apr 30 2013 11:36PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Is there any other type of sex?
Apr 30 2013 11:41PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
so my hand now has the mind of my mom....
Apr 30 2013 11:43PM
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