Like srs question guys, if it ruins my public image of ever gettin with a woman thats above 5/10 then so be it.
Ok liek have you guys ever felt under pressure in a public bathroom to pee? I mean like there be me, the little nigga, just stroll into a small bathroom. Then son of a bitch. its busy with all the toilet stalls being taken and i HAVE to wait for the urinal. I mean like I knew it was busy during this time and i sort of have like a "man up pussy" moment just so I can somehow prove to myself that im in control of my own yogurt-slinger and not my scumbag brain.
So anyways, i get to the urinal and sonofabitch.jpeg as i struggle to get any piss out. My bladders dying and bitching while its like a sahara desert down there. People would line up behind me and shit I get so nervous eventually I would wait like 20 seconds, you know to make it seem legit and then walk out with tears streaming as I realize its a recurring problem. Hits me right in the feels man
So anyone else have these #nope moments cause you can't pee? This was like 2 to 3 years ago and i still get it occassionally. What's wrong with me? Share your experiences ns